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'''Justice Spoon''' is a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
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'''Justice Spoon''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai&lsquo;i Fridays]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spoon has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
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During the [[Season 5#Reverb|Season 5]], Day 30 [[reverb]] incident, Spoon switched positions from pitcher to lineup player.
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Spoon joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ Election}} , Spoon was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''' Decree}}. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
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On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]].
  
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As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], Spoon's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Spoon's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Katamari'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 9]], Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] batter [[Hendricks Richardson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Hendricks Richardson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
  
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On [[Season 9]], Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]]. This reduced their batting from {{Star Rating|4.5}}to {{Star Rating|3.5}}, their pitching from {{Star Rating|1.5}}to 0, their baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}}to {{Star Rating|2}}, and their defense from {{Star Rating|3}}to {{Star Rating|2}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]]. This reduced their batting from {{Star Rating|4.5}}to {{Star Rating|3.5}}, their pitching from {{Star Rating|1.5}}to 0, their baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}}to {{Star Rating|2}}, and their defense from {{Star Rating|3}}to {{Star Rating|2}}.
  
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During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], Spoon received the [[Modifications|Fire Eater modification]] due to the passing of the '''Forecast: Eclipse''' decree.
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ election}}, Spoon received the {{ModLink|Fire Eater}} modification due to the passing of the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Eclipse'''}} decree.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spoon played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spoon played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Earlsiesta|@ Earlsiesta}} Spoon was given the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as part of the season's tarot reading.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}} Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification as a result of the Firefighters' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
  
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==Fan Art==
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
  
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During the November 11, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Spoon fell to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai&lsquo;i Fridays]].
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== Coronation Era ==
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As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai&lsquo;i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.
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==Fan Works==
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===Fanfiction===
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''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Justice%20Spoon%20(Blaseball)/works Justice Spoon tag] on AO3.</small>''
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34431529 unforecasted] by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
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*[https://staradavid.itch.io/run-from-me run from me or rip me open] by stara david - a twine story about [[Justice Spoon]], and the saga of season 18.
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===Fanart===
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File:Justice blindfolded.jpeg|Edit by PhirephighterFil.
 
File:Justice blindfolded.jpeg|Edit by PhirephighterFil.
 
File:Justicespoon png processed.png|Art by Fen [http://twitter.com/sublimemarch @sublimemarch].
 
File:Justicespoon png processed.png|Art by Fen [http://twitter.com/sublimemarch @sublimemarch].
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File:Art by waalkr 08.png|They got to build-a-bear by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
 
File:Art by waalkr 08.png|They got to build-a-bear by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
 
File:Art by waalkr 37.png|Tall statue brings lasagna to local grandmas by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
 
File:Art by waalkr 37.png|Tall statue brings lasagna to local grandmas by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Justice Spoon 7ft tall Queen of my dreams.png|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1357736111586607105?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Spoon and whit surrounded by flowers.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Whit Steakknife. Spoon is wearing the Justice blindfold, and is facing towards Whit. She is holding its hand to their face with both hands, with a neutral expression on her face. Whit is turned away from the viewer in order to face Spoon. He has a steak knife for a head, which is also surrounded with a thin red halo. Both of them are surrounded by various plants. These plants are; rhododendrons, asters, aloe vera, black-eyed susan flowers, and marigolds. The picture is colored in light warm pink tones. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice and Ortiz having a conversation.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Ortiz Lopez. Ortiz is on the right facing full front, while Spoon is to her left and is turned towards her. Ortiz’s right hand is lifted close to her face as she laughs while Spoon grins as well. Her other hand is holding Spoon’s right hand, and the various long pink snakes coming from her head are twisted all around her torso, with their tongues flicking out. Both of them are wearing winter clothing, and Spoon is wearing the Justice blindfold. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice and Ortiz embracing surrounded by flowers.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Ortiz Lopez and Justice Spoon. They are both holding each other in an embrace while smiling. Spoon has one hand on Ortiz’s shoulder, while Ortiz is holding her around the waist and with one hand on the nape of their neck. The Bright pink snakes that make up Ortiz’s hair are curled and coiled around the two of them. Also surrounding the two are various plants. The plants from left the right are: birds of paradise, moonflowers, thuja, daffodils, and sunflowers. The image is colored in warm orange tones. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice Spoon recycling tips.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Justice Spoon. The justice blindfold is covering her eyes, and she is holding a glass bottle in their hand while saying, "Pro recycling tip: When you're done with your drink, just eat the glass bottle. F**king Do It." /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Swamuel and Spoon and Rivers sitting on some steps.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Spoon and Socks and Isaac.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Justice Spoon, Socks Maybe, and Isaac Johnson. On the far left is Spoon in a heavy jacket, red-brown boots, and blindfolded. She is squatting down to look at Socks, who is a cat, at the center of the image. To the right is Johnson wearing a red and orange hoodie, who is also kneeling down to also look at Socks. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice Spoon and Ortiz Lopez for the Lovers Ren Faire.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Ortiz Lopez and Justice Spoon . The drawing itself is a depiction of La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Frank Dicksee. Ortiz is wearing a flowing yellow dress with a metal pauldron strapped to her right shoulder and a rapier strapped to her side. She is sitting side-saddle on a horse and is leaning towards Spoon. Spoon is standing next to the horse and is looking up at Ortiz. They have one hand on the strap around the horse’s torso, while the other one is stretched out and off to the side. She has the Justice blindfold around her eyes and is wearing Ming Dynasty style armor. The background is a blurred green outdoor landscape. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice Spoon Pitching.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Justice Spoon. They are wearing a Chicago Firefighters blaseball uniform. Her black hair is cut short with an undercut partially covered by the rest of her hair. She is looking to the right and has one leg up with her arms in a wind up position before throwing a ball. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Tyreek Olive and Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: A drawing of Tyreek Olive and Justice Spoon. Both of them are facing front and are standing close to each other, while looking the the left in the distance. Tyreek has their hand up in a greeting and Spoon is smiling slightly. Tyreek is wearing their jacket and a blindfold, while Spoon’s eyes are visible. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Justice Spoon with Scales and a Firefighter axe.png|alt=image description: A 3/4 body drawing of Justice Spoon. They are facing profile left with a serious expression and a grey blindfold over their eyes. Spoon’s skin is pale and their hair is a dark grey-blue color with an undercut. In their right hand close to their torso they are holding an axe, while their left arm is raised high above their head. In their left hand, they grip the handle to a bronze pair of balancing scales like Lady Justice. They are wearing a billowing brick red robe and are walking towards the right. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Up to the plate it's Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: The first image is a drawing of Justice Spoon. They are posed to bat and is wearing a baseball helmet. She is wearing the home game Firefighters uniform, which is mainly a brown-tan color with white/yellow safety stripes on the sleeves and the chest region on the front of the shirt. ‘Firefighters’ is written in curly cursive across the front of the jersey in a slant, and the jersey is tucked into a pair of maroon pants. They are also wearing a maroon long-sleeved undershirt beneath the jersey and has a blindfold over her eyes. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Whitjustice gaymaul.png|[[Whit Steakknife|Whit]], Justice, Spork, and Spatula by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1452478644786446343 @gaymaul]
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File:Eight of Pentacles 🃏 Justice Spoon.jpg|alt=Justice Spoon depicted in red and blue as the eight of pentacles.|''Eight of Pentacles''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1492670855662473223 @birbteef]
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File:The Blindfold.png|alt=A digital illustration of Justice Spoon. Justice is a marble statue, missing the top half of her face. Blue flowers and branches decorate the left side of her body. A blindfold with eyes printed on the inside hovers above her head like a halo. The illustration is cropped at her shoulders.|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1503041468977627136 @glassgoblin]
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File:Radio riesling's Solstice Tyreek & Justice.png|alt=A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Tyreek Olive. The two are sitting on a concrete ledge and appear to be mid-conversation. Justice has light brown skin, short black hair, and is dressed casually with a jacket over red shirt and jeans. Their eyes are covered by a blindfold, and they have one hand slightly raised as they talk to Tyreek, who is seated to their left. Tyreek has dark brown skin and short braids tied into a bun. They have a cup with a purple straw in their right hand, are wearing their iconic jacket, and their eyes are closed as they laugh. Behind them are trees with autumn-colored leaves.|by [https://twitter.com/radio_riesling @radio_riesling]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:39, 21 February 2023

Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.

On Season β5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season β5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season β9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season β18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.

During the Season β18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.

On Season β22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Justice Spoon Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-70.4 and start reading...

Appearance

Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.

They are a living marble statue.

History

At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.

Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.

In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.

Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.

As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.

Throughout season 5 Justice attempted to reclaim a fireproof jacket from the blessing pool as they believed it to be the one lost when their mentor, Tyreek Olive, was incinerated. Unfortunately, they did not get a chance to confirm this belief as Mclaughlin Scorpler of the Hades Tigers misplaced the jacket shortly after receiving it. Despite obvious frustration Justice handled the post season with grace stating, “we’re not the only team that has lost an iconic jacket to an incineration”

Trivia

  • Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
  • They only listen to Justice.
  • They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
  • They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
  • Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.


Coronation Era

As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.

  • unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.

Games

Fanart


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