Hendricks Richardson

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Hendricks Richardson is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Richardson has been with the Sunbeams since Season 6, Day 44 after replacing Randall Marijuana due to Feedback. Richardson originally joined the ILB on Season 2, Day 80 after replacing Alexandria Dracaena due to incineration.


Official League Records

On Season 3, Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from to .

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Jazz Hands refer to Richardson as Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson.

Life and Curse

Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.