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Revision as of 01:29, 28 December 2021
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Hellmouth is a small town in the desert of Utah, given its name by its position on the edge of the Hellmouth. The town is home to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Description
Hellmouth is considered to be one of the least habitable cities to host a blaseball team due to its arid climate, connection to Hell, and numerous teeth — by and large, Hellmouth is inhospitable to most living beings. It is not clean or safe, and its attempts to lure people towards it are actively opposed by the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board who make sure Hellmouth is not welcoming to anyone (except for maybe JEFF!). This is no easy task, since the Hellmouth region of eastern Utah is widely known for its National Plarks and outdoor recreation areas.
Culture
Presence next to the Hellmouth has encouraged the development of a unique culture in the town, particularly in response to shared experiences such as Adaptation and the Tug. The community is mostly self-sufficient, with strong interpersonal ties necessary to allow survival in the hostile environment. Money is unheard of in the local environment, relying instead on a bartering system[1]. This may explain how certain members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams have achieved credit scores previously considered impossible[2].
A number of local traditions have arisen within the tight-knit community. Community events such as the creation of a new Outback Steakhouse are always well attended. Non-Hellmouth residents are asked to please not travel to Hellmouth for the purpose of attending community events, such as the upcoming Hellmouth market day, hosted in The Solarium's parking lot. Many traditions take advantage of the unique environment, such as the practice of climbing teeth to watch the sunrise, cutting smaller teeth down to keep in a home and decorate, and using mini-mouths (small temporary Hellmouths) as a form of garbage disposal.
There is a strong legal tradition, with certain high profile legal cases being hosted in the Bone and Tooth courts, to take advantage of the loose legal structure[3]. Many students of Hellmouth Community College choose to major in law, although a variety of other subjects are available, such as Illegal Physics. If a particularly desired course is not available, students are advised to sign up as a lecturer and teach it themselves. This system explains the existence of a Russian Literature course, taught by Howell Franklin.
Residents
- Local historian Milo N. J. Cooper has been cataloguing Hellmouth residents and their experiences in the town for many years, in order to preserve a record of this unique community. Their profiles of residents are presented in a monthly newsletter. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Resident from IF-15.024 out of its Resident Registry...
Mani Diable is the current Head Range and Head of Operations of the Hellmouth's very own Bone Zone.
Diable is an Indian American Hellmouth local who has been working in the Bone Zone for nearly 23 years or so. Revered for their expertise in managing the living fossils of The Bone Zone they are often seen wielding a wooden gada during their work. Additionally, Diable has been able to use their Adaptation to assist in work as well, removing their own voice from their throat and leaving it around the park as a quicker means of providing important safety messages (even if often ignored). Through these skills Diable has been Head Ranger ever since the sudden disappearance of the second Head Ranger, Phil Lange.
Many report them to be quite kind and passionate about their work, but also quite tired out from the constant need to explain to guests how dangerous the fossils are. However, outside managing The Bone Zone, Diable often takes part in hobby carpentry lessons at the local community college as a means of relaxation.
If you have any questions or concerns about The Bone Zone be sure to contact Mani Diable through their work email only.
Locations
- The Solarium
- Shadow Moabbey
- Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café
- Seven Heleven
- Basking Robins
- Hellmouth Community College
- Hahn Fox's Pool
- The Dope Korean Restaurant
See also
References
- ↑ As described in Hendricks Richardson’s seminal work, ‘Non-monetary economics in the shadow of the Hellmouth’.
- ↑ Credit scores such as -50, i, and 42069 have been attributed to JEFF!
- ↑ For more detail, see Volume 1 of Bone Law: What Is It Good For by Son Jensen and Nicholas Vincent✝.
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Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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