Difference between revisions of "Combs Duende"

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Combs Duende was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β4, Day 63.

Official League Records

Duende joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β4, Day 63, Duende was incinerated and replaced by Finn James.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Combs Duende Files

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In Literature

Runolfio Peeper's award-winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende's love for the Navy Seals copypasta:

Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair
It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits
So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear
“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shits!”

They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways
Precision never seen before on Earth
And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays
To really know a clever comment’s worth.

For Combs is merely average most the time
They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark
A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime
Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.

Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass
They graduated tops in blaseball class.

Cheers

"Come on Combs!"

Fan Art

Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin

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+|title1=={{PAGENAME}}
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+|image1=Combs_Duende.jpg
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+|caption1=Art by [https://twitter.com/KorbenDennis/status/1289347392525885440 @KorbenDennis]
+<!-- Records: Basic information -->
+|aliases= <!-- IN GAME NAMES ONLY -->
+|former=[[Baltimore Crabs]]
+|dates=Jul 20, 2020&ndash;Aug 27, 2020
+|evolution=Base
+|player_twitter={{Twitter|name=BCVenusCombs}}
+|pronouns=They/Them (plural)
+|species=[[Duende]]
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+'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 63.
-== Official League Records ==
+==Official League Records==
-Duende currently has no notable events in the official record books
+Duende joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
+On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 63, Duende was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Finn James]].
-== History ==
 {{Community Lore}}
+{{IRM|format=filebox}}<nowiki/>
-Combs Duende is not related to [[Seattle Garages]] player [[Theodore Duende]]; the two are simply good friends who are both members of the [[Duende (Species)|Duende]] species.
+===Cheers===
-Writer Federico Glarcía Lorca has documented Duende's playstyle and character extensively, writing, "Combs, then, is a power, not a work. It is a struggle, not a thought. I have heard an old maestro of the guitar say, 'Combs is not in the throat; Combs climbs up inside you, from the soles of the feet.' Meaning this: Combs Duende is not a question of ability, but of true, living style, of blood, of the most ancient culture, of spontaneous creation." He later added, "Combs' arrival always means a radical change in forms. Combs Duende brings to old planes unknown feelings of freshness, with the quality of something newly created, like a miracle, and it produces an almost religious enthusiasm."
-Duende has 6 combs stuck to their hair, and they consider each of them to be a separate entity, but Combs and their combs are all integral parts of the Combs Duende we know and love. Each comb has their own name (D1, U, E1, N, D2, and E2.), and Comb's Combs are noted to speak, but only by each reciting one-sixth of the Nlavy Sleals copypasta.
-== In Literature ==
-Runolfio Peeper's award winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende:
-Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair
-It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits
-So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear
-“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shit!”
-They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways
-Precision never seen before on Earth
-And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays
-To really know a clever comment’s worth.
-For Combs is merely average most the time
-They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark
-A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime
-Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.
-Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass
+*"Come on Combs!"
-They graduated tops in blaseball class.
+==Fan Art==
-<br />
+<gallery widths="185">
-=== Cheers ===
+File:144CombsDuende.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
+File:Combs Duende - Goblin.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
+</gallery>
-* ''"Come on Combs!"''
+{{TeamNavSelector|crabs}}
+{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|crabs}}
 [[Category:Players]]
-[[Category:Baltimore Crabs]]
+[[Category:Original Players]]
-[[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]]
 [[Category:Lineup Players]]
+[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
+[[Category:Nominative Determinism]]

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