Canada Moist Talkers/Season 9

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 9
Dates	Oct. 5, 2020 – Oct. 11, 2020
← Previous	Season 8
Next →	Season 10
Results
Overall Record	50-49
Divine Favor	14
Division	4th in Mild High
League	7th in Mild League
ILB Placement	11th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 09 5300 - Ortiz Morse + Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Feedback 09 6400 - Jaylen Hotdogfingers + Beasley Gloom 👟 Feedback
Blessings
Boatload of Tiny Eggs Canada Moist Talkers   10000 Peanuts to all fans of the Moist Talkers Eat me, Drink me Beans McBlase Boosted Power and Max Vibes, Decreased Baserunning Tag Team Hitting Canada Moist Talkers and LA Unlimited Tacos 10% increased hitting for Moist Talkers and Tacos Fishing Net Cedric Spliff Maxed out defensive stats Fifth Base Bubble Canada Moist Talkers + The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary The Shame Bubble Canada Moist Talkers + Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary Hot Sauce Bar Beans McBlase + SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits.
Post-election
Other Events	Beans McBlase   +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Fish Summer   +  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Jenkins Good   +  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.

In Season 9, it's more of the same for the Moist Talkers as they have a relatively peaceful regular season, save for more Feedback events in the second half - Ortiz Morse is exchanged to the Seattle Garages for Jaylen Hotdogfingers, who is immediately sent to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for Beasley Gloom. Once again, the team misses the Postseason, despite winning more games than they lost.

In the election, the Moist Talkers are significantly boosted as they win four blessings, though they are also inflicted with  The Fifth Base and  Targeted Shame. And PolkaDot Patterson was freed from their Shell by the Monitor!

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Ziwa Mueller Cedric Spliff Commissioner Vapor Jesús Koch Beans McBlase Alston Cerveza Lachlan Shelton Fish Summer	PolkaDot Patterson Greer Lott Jenkins Good Ortiz Morse Mooney Doctor
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Zeke Wallace Amos Melon Augusto Reddick Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn