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| title    = [[Gamma 3]]
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| dates    = December 6 – December 19, 2021
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| previous = [[Baltimore Crabs/Gamma 2|Gamma 2]]
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| next    = [[Baltimore Crabs/Gamma 4|Gamma 4]]
 
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The '''Baltimore Crabs''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Frozen Sea division of the Frozen Conference. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Gamma 3]], Season 1.
 
The '''Baltimore Crabs''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Frozen Sea division of the Frozen Conference. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Gamma 3]], Season 1.
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
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{{RosterDisplay
 
|lineup=
 
|lineup=
*Zora Duffy
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*[[Zora Duffy]]
*Rylan Dogwood
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*[[Rylan Dogwood]]
*Willum McKinley
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*[[Willum McKinley]]
*Athena Valera
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*[[Athena Valera]]
*Quill Harrow
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*[[Quill Harrow]]
*Ooze Gunn
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*[[Ooze Gunn]]
*Modern Liver
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*[[Modern Liver]]
*Darth Gamble
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*[[Darth Gamble]]
 
|rotation=
 
|rotation=
*Eliot Schofield
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*[[Eliot Schofield]]
*Carson Schweinsteiger
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*[[Carson Schweinsteiger]]
*Nolan Potts
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*[[Nolan Potts]]
*Olive Flowchart
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*[[Olive Flowchart]]
*Callum Toliver
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*[[Callum Toliver]]
 
|shadows=
 
|shadows=
 
*Oscar Penn
 
*Oscar Penn
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*Emily Keighley
 
*Emily Keighley
 
*Juana Salt
 
*Juana Salt
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==Former Players==
 
==Former Players==
 
===Incinerations===
 
===Incinerations===
*Ella Goodman (Season 1, Day 121; replaced by Willum McKinley)
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*[[Ella Goodman]] (Season 1, Day 121; replaced by [[Willum McKinley]])
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===Feedbacks===
 
===Feedbacks===
*Navani Biscuits (Season 1, Day 67; replaced by Zora Duffy)
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*[[Navani Biscuits]] (Season 1, Day 67; replaced by [[Zora Duffy]])
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===Discharged===
 
===Discharged===
*Monique Flowchart (Became a {{ModifInline|Static}} Charge; Season 1 Election)
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*[[Monique Flowchart]] (Became a {{ModifInline|Static}} Charge; Season 1 Election)
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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
 
===Gamma 2 Season 1===
 
===Gamma 2 Season 1===
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====Election====
 
====Election====
 
In the Election the Crabs won:
 
In the Election the Crabs won:
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*The '''Snow Blower''' [[Distortion]] which gave Carson Schweinsteiger a [[Items|Snow Blower]]
 
*The '''Snow Blower''' [[Distortion]] which gave Carson Schweinsteiger a [[Items|Snow Blower]]
 
*The '''Muscle Warmers''' [[Amplification]] which boosted the batting of the Crabs' lineup.
 
*The '''Muscle Warmers''' [[Amplification]] which boosted the batting of the Crabs' lineup.
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====Election 2====
 
====Election 2====
 
Is the Election the Crabs won:
 
Is the Election the Crabs won:
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*The '''Charge''' Will which discharged Monique Flowchart, removing them from the roster. Flowchart became {{ModifInline|STATIC|duration=permanent}} as a result.
 
*The '''Charge''' Will which discharged Monique Flowchart, removing them from the roster. Flowchart became {{ModifInline|STATIC|duration=permanent}} as a result.
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{{Community Lore}}
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==The Frozen God of Baltimore==
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Baltimore was once home to the [[Olde One]], a giant crab-god of Chesapeake Bay, but many years ago she and the rest of the city froze over in ice. It is unknown what caused the freeze - though many have theories, or have even taken credit. The year was 1983 when the god of change stopped changing, and the city around her fell into a loop of it's own. Residents found that when they awoke the next morning, everything was back to how it was the day before. Attempts to leave where abruptly stopped when the sun rose on the next morning, and they arrived back in bed.
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There were many ideas around why this loop persisted and it's relationship to the frozen god. Some believe that the city freezing in time is what froze the god, while others believe the god being frozen is what trapped the city. One thing is certain however, and that Baltimore is trapped in an eternal winter and the people that call it home have gotten very strange in time's absence.
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===The Baltimore Crabs===
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The Baltimore Crabs consist of a wide array of players with their own varied and complicated relationships with the city itself. With one of the only ways to exit the city being through the intervention of another god, many would jump at the chance to leave and use the team to do it. The team is known to be terrible guests at away games, since it has been a very long time since they have worried about things not resetting the next day.
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The late season death of Crabs batter [[Ella Goodman]] shook the team and spurred on her co-host, [[Eliot Schofield]], to take the plunge and try to pull the city back into time the only way anyone though was possible - by killing the Olde One.
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At the end of the season it was [[Monique Flowchart]], the last self proclaimed executor of the Olde One, who was sent into the [[Microphone]] to be Charged.
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When games ended the team took advantage of Flowchart's absence to strike a blow to the Olde One in hopes of freeing the city. It is unknown what occurred afterwards, or if the team succeeded.
  
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== Fan Works ==
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File:GAMMA3 crabgrid colorless.png|alt=a grid of 20 squares, with each corner square containing a drawing of a crab and the remaining 16 squares showing an uncolored digitally drawn portrait of one of the gamma 3 baltimore crabs team. name, stats, and position are shown above each portrait.|The Gamma 3 Crabs, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1473326646363103239 @saltbuzzard]'''
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</gallery>{{CrabsNav}}
 
[[Category:Teams]]
 
[[Category:Teams]]
 
[[Category:Baltimore Crabs]]
 
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[[Category:Gamma 3]]
 
[[Category:Gamma 3]]

Latest revision as of 00:06, 19 February 2022

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Baltimore Crabs.




The Baltimore Crabs are a Blaseball team in the Frozen Sea division of the Frozen Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 3, Season 1.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • Oscar Penn
  • Inga Yolk
  • Jasmine Allesio
  • Zim Assiri
  • Venus Snowball
  • Emily Keighley
  • Juana Salt


Former Players

Incinerations

Feedbacks

Discharged

  • Monique Flowchart (Became a  Static Charge; Season 1 Election)

Season Results

Gamma 2 Season 1

46-53 record

Election

In the Election the Crabs won:

Election 2

Is the Election the Crabs won:

  • The Charge Will which discharged Monique Flowchart, removing them from the roster. Flowchart became  Static as a result.
COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Frozen God of Baltimore

Baltimore was once home to the Olde One, a giant crab-god of Chesapeake Bay, but many years ago she and the rest of the city froze over in ice. It is unknown what caused the freeze - though many have theories, or have even taken credit. The year was 1983 when the god of change stopped changing, and the city around her fell into a loop of it's own. Residents found that when they awoke the next morning, everything was back to how it was the day before. Attempts to leave where abruptly stopped when the sun rose on the next morning, and they arrived back in bed.

There were many ideas around why this loop persisted and it's relationship to the frozen god. Some believe that the city freezing in time is what froze the god, while others believe the god being frozen is what trapped the city. One thing is certain however, and that Baltimore is trapped in an eternal winter and the people that call it home have gotten very strange in time's absence.

The Baltimore Crabs

The Baltimore Crabs consist of a wide array of players with their own varied and complicated relationships with the city itself. With one of the only ways to exit the city being through the intervention of another god, many would jump at the chance to leave and use the team to do it. The team is known to be terrible guests at away games, since it has been a very long time since they have worried about things not resetting the next day.

The late season death of Crabs batter Ella Goodman shook the team and spurred on her co-host, Eliot Schofield, to take the plunge and try to pull the city back into time the only way anyone though was possible - by killing the Olde One.

At the end of the season it was Monique Flowchart, the last self proclaimed executor of the Olde One, who was sent into the Microphone to be Charged.

When games ended the team took advantage of Flowchart's absence to strike a blow to the Olde One in hopes of freeing the city. It is unknown what occurred afterwards, or if the team succeeded.

Fan Works