Willum McKinley

Short Circuits
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Willum McKinley
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive?
Batting	(2.5)
Pitching	(3.8)
Defense	(2.3)
Running	(2.6)
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	No
Pregame Ritual	Doing crimes
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Ball
Fate	86
Soulscream	XOEAIXOEAIXOEUEAOEUEAOEAHIAEAHIAEHAEAEHAEAEHXXAEIXXAEIXIEUUXIEUUXIUIIHUUIIHUUAAIEXAAIEXA

Willum McKinley was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and had been with the team since Gamma 3 Season 1, Day 121.

Official League Record

McKinley joined the ILB as a lineup player on Gamma 3 Season 1, Day 121 after the incineration of Ella Goodman.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fan Works

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  McKinley and his puppeteer. Art by @saltbuzzard

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  Kids craft Willum McKinley by jiggit