Carson Schweinsteiger

Short Circuits
Information on this page pertains to events in a temporary universe and may have minimal long-term bearing on the game.

Carson Schweinsteiger
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive?
Batting	(2.1)
Pitching	(1.7)
Defense	(2.6)
Running	(3.5)
Modifications	UnfreezableThis Player cannot be Frozen.
Items	Snow Blower
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Yes
Pregame Ritual	Hot Tub
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	4
Soulscream	AOHEUAOHEUAOEIEAOEIEAOIXXHEIXXHEIHAEAEHAEAEHIHHEHIHHEHIAXAEAAXAEAAAAEUIAAEUIAUXOXAUXOXAUUUIHOUUIHOU

Carson Schweinsteiger was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 3.

Official League Record

Schweinsteiger was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.

During the Season 1 Midseason Elections Schweinsteiger won the Snow Blower Distortion and was granted the legendary Snow Blower.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Carson Schweinsteiger tag on AO3.

• when the heat dies down by corpserevivers - two adversaries on equal footing.
• running just to keep your back in view by corpserevivers - the nemeses have it out after schweinsteiger receives the snow blower blessing.
• feel the weight of what we owe by corpserevivers - schweinsteiger conducts an oral history of the assassination of the olde one by the gamma 3 crabs

Comics

• frozen baltimore's supervillains by corpserevivers
• nemeses in parallel by corpserevivers

Fanart

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  Carson, son of Cara. Art by @saltbuzzard

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  Quill Harrow and Schweinsteiger by @corpserevivers