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Revision as of 16:46, 8 September 2020
Axel Trololol is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and joined the team after the Season 5 election as a result of the The Plan? Pitch from the Plate plate blessing trading Trololol for Joshua Watson.
Official League Records
Trololol was the recipient of the Season 2 blessing Literal Arm Cannon, raising his pitching rating from to . The Season 3 Performance Enhancing Demons blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) raised his pitching rating to .
Trololol previously pitched for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Atlas Guerra due to the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.
During the Reverb incident on Season 5, Day 30, Trololol switched positions from pitcher to lineup player.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Axel is a self-proclaimed "regular old guy". He likes cars, beer, and hanging with his pals. He has very generic features, some even claim he resembles an amalgamation of every single blaseball player overlain, despite simultaneously being a car. Axel is also known for his prehensile tail and his striking red hair. He is a member of the Flast Family from The Flast and the Flurious movie series.
Axel is the sibling of Charleston Shoe Thieves' batter Stu Trololol.
Cybernetic Enhancements
Following the end of Season 2, Axel Trololol voluntarily underwent cybernetic surgery under the hands of an umpire. When asked to comment on this enhancement, Trololol said "I love cars! I am one step closer to becoming a car! Soon, I will be a car!"
Trade to Chicago Firefighters
Following the end of Season 3, Axel Trololol was stolen by the Chicago Firefighters. Axel was apparently quite pleased with this, as upon entering The Fire House, he realized his true destiny was to become not a regular car, but a firetruck. His jersey number is now Truck 62, reflecting his status as the 62nd firetruck in Chicago.
Axel repurposed his Literal Arm Cannon as a firehose that he uses to both pitch balls and spray down the crowd with Royal Crown Malort. He reportedly said "I am now closer to vehicle than I am to man! I am glad!"
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Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark | |
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Staff | Crab Scott · Howard and Dwayne · Yurts Trunbo · The Clawricle · Runolfio Peeper | |
Places | Tower of Crabylon · Clawliday Inn · Public Transclawtation System | |
Clawture | History · The Olde One · Carcinization · Memorial Pearls · Crustallion · The Baltimore Art Society | |
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