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Abbott joined the league in [[Season 1]] as a hitter for the [[Seattle Garages]].
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Hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
 
Hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
  
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Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
 
Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro]] by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
 
Jaylen-comic_by_MLeeLunsford.png |Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |link=https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1304315926154682368
 
Jaylen-comic_by_MLeeLunsford.png |Abbott and [[Ron Monstera|Monstera]] discussing the possible resurrection of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Hotdogfingers]] in Season 6, by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |link=https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1304315926154682368
 
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Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png |[[NaN]] (with [[Wyatt Quitter|Quitter]]) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |link=https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1304963454323752962
 
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Revision as of 09:12, 15 September 2020

Art by @MLeeLunsford and by @i_APX_86


Allison Abbott is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been on the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Abbott joined the league in Season 1 as a hitter for the Seattle Garages.

Hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.

I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!

I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf

Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."

Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.

Trivia

Gallery


  1. No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"