Wyatt Quitter
Wyatt Quitter is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Quitter has previously played for the Unlimited Tacos and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
Official League Records
Debut
Quitter joined the league with the name Taiga Quitter in Season 1, playing for the Los Angeles Tacos.
Peanut Allergy
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from star to star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.
On Season 7, Day 43, Quitter swallowed another peanut during a game with the Miami Dale and had a second allergic reaction.
During the Coffee Cup, Quitter played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
Name Changes
After the Season 3 Elections, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
Shelled
On Season 9, Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them . They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry.
On Season 9, Day X, Quitter was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Quitter joined the Tokyo Lift as a lineup player.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Early Life and Recruitment
Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career.
Reputation and Controversy
Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."
Cheers
- Quitter don't quit
- Quitter Quitter/they're our hitter/hit or miss/we won't be bitter!
Gallery
Taiga Quitter by @chronarion
by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Pothos, by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Halexandrey Walton, by @Fancymancer
Sittin' Quitter, by @Fancymancer
Quitter Just Turn Your Hat Around, by @Fancymancer
Backwards Cap Gang, Ziwa and Quitter, by @Fancymancer
NaN (with Quitter) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by @Fancymancer
Boyfriend Monreal & Quitter, by @Fancymancer
Workout Quitter, by @Fancymancer
A strong opening in Season 7, by @Fancymancer
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by uwunium
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