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'''Wyatt Quitter''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Quitter has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | '''Wyatt Quitter''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Quitter has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | ||
| − | == Official League Records == | + | ==Official League Records== |
| − | === Debut === | + | ===Debut=== |
Quitter joined the league with the name '''Taiga Quitter''' in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. | Quitter joined the league with the name '''Taiga Quitter''' in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. | ||
| − | === Peanut Allergy === | + | ===Peanut Allergy=== |
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a [[Peanuts (weather)|stray peanut]] during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from {{Star Rating|1}} star to {{Star Rating|0.5}} star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]]. | Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a [[Peanuts (weather)|stray peanut]] during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from {{Star Rating|1}} star to {{Star Rating|0.5}} star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]]. | ||
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Quitter played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Quitter played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player. | ||
| − | === Name Changes === | + | ===Name Changes=== |
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter. | After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter. | ||
| − | === Shelled === | + | ===Shelled=== |
On [[Season 9]], Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them {{Shelled}}. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry. | On [[Season 9]], Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them {{Shelled}}. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry. | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | == Early Life and Recruitment == | + | ==Early Life and Recruitment== |
Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career. | Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career. | ||
| − | == Reputation and Controversy == | + | ==Reputation and Controversy== |
Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine. | Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine. | ||
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out." | Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out." | ||
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| + | == Cheers == | ||
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| + | * Quitter don't quit | ||
| + | * Quitter Quitter/they're our hitter/hit or miss/we won't be bitter! | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | Wyatt quitter 1.jpg|Wyatt Quitter in a hand drawn trading card xeroxed by fans and zine producers | + | File:Wyatt quitter 1.jpg|Wyatt Quitter in a hand drawn trading card xeroxed by fans and zine producers |
| − | TaigaQuitter by chronarion.png|Taiga Quitter by [https://twitter.com/chronarion/status/1301263888172736512 @chronarion] | + | File:TaigaQuitter by chronarion.png|Taiga Quitter by [https://twitter.com/chronarion/status/1301263888172736512 @chronarion] |
| − | WyattQuitter by Fancymancer.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] | + | File:WyattQuitter by Fancymancer.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] |
| − | Wyatts on first.png|Quitter and [[Wyatt Pothos|Pothos]], by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] | + | File:Wyatts on first.png|Quitter and [[Wyatt Pothos|Pothos]], by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] |
| − | Taco Buds.png|Quitter and [[Halexandrey Walton]], by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] | + | File:Taco Buds.png|Quitter and [[Halexandrey Walton]], by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] |
| − | Quitter.png|Sittin' Quitter, by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] | + | File:Quitter.png|Sittin' Quitter, by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer] |
| − | Quitter just turn your hat around by Fancymancer.png|Quitter Just Turn Your Hat Around, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:Quitter just turn your hat around by Fancymancer.png|Quitter Just Turn Your Hat Around, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | QuitterZiwa by Fancymancer.png|Backwards Cap Gang, [[Ziwa Mueller|Ziwa]] and Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:QuitterZiwa by Fancymancer.png|Backwards Cap Gang, [[Ziwa Mueller|Ziwa]] and Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with Quitter) starstruck by [[Allison Abbott]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|[[NaN]] (with Quitter) starstruck by [[Allison Abbott]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | Quitter&Boyfriend Fancymancer.png|[[Boyfriend Monreal]] & Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:Quitter&Boyfriend Fancymancer.png|[[Boyfriend Monreal]] & Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | WorkoutQuitter Fancymancer.png|Workout Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:WorkoutQuitter Fancymancer.png|Workout Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | Season7Quitter Fancymancer.jpeg|A strong opening in [[Season 7]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | + | File:Season7Quitter Fancymancer.jpeg|A strong opening in [[Season 7]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} |
| − | 03Quitter.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | + | File:03Quitter.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} |
| − | Quitter Card final.png|Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/uwunium uwunium] | + | File:Quitter Card final.png|Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/uwunium uwunium] |
| − | + | File:Dark quitter.png|Shelled Quitter | |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Revision as of 21:53, 4 December 2020
Wyatt Quitter is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Quitter has previously played for the Unlimited Tacos and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
Official League Records
Debut
Quitter joined the league with the name Taiga Quitter in Season 1, playing for the Los Angeles Tacos.
Peanut Allergy
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from star to star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.
On Season 7, Day 43, Quitter swallowed another peanut during a game with the Miami Dale and had a second allergic reaction.
During the Coffee Cup, Quitter played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
Name Changes
After the Season 3 Elections, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
Shelled
On Season 9, Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them 
. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry.
On Season 9, Day X, Quitter was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Quitter joined the Tokyo Lift as a lineup player.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Early Life and Recruitment
Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career.
Reputation and Controversy
Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."
Cheers
- Quitter don't quit
- Quitter Quitter/they're our hitter/hit or miss/we won't be bitter!
Gallery
Wyatt Quitter in a hand drawn trading card xeroxed by fans and zine producers
Taiga Quitter by @chronarion
by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Pothos, by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Halexandrey Walton, by @Fancymancer
Sittin' Quitter, by @Fancymancer
Quitter Just Turn Your Hat Around, by @Fancymancer
Backwards Cap Gang, Ziwa and Quitter, by @Fancymancer
NaN (with Quitter) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by @Fancymancer
Boyfriend Monreal & Quitter, by @Fancymancer
Workout Quitter, by @Fancymancer
A strong opening in Season 7, by @Fancymancer
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by uwunium
Shelled Quitter
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | James Nolan · Summers Preston | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · Full List |
| Beta | 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
| Ballpark | Tokyo Fitness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Macaquey Caulkin · Kumuscle · 200% Beef Hotdog and Chips (the Third) | |
| History | Tokyo Lift's History · Legscraper · Beef Wings · Beef Wings Corp | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Heart and Swole | ||
