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In a Day 98 game against the [[Yellowstone Magic]], Glover [[Feedback|feedback swapped]] with [[Halexandrey Walton]] and joined the Magic.
 
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Revision as of 02:35, 20 March 2021

Wyatt Glover is a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic. Glover joined the team as a result of a Season 5, Day 98 feedback swap. Glover is currently in the Shadows. Glover is best known for being subject to three unfortunate rounds of the Season 3 blessing Exploratory Surgery, which randomized their pitching stats to 0.

Official League Records

Season 1

Glover entered the league as Comfort Glover with the Los Angeles Tacos at the beginning of Season 1.

Name Change and Surgeries

After the Season 3 elections, Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning.

During the Season 3 election, Glover (then named Wyatt Mason) was awarded the Exploratory Surgery blessing due to being the Tacos' worst pitcher — a blessing that randomized the stats of a team's worst pitcher three times. The surgery randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. Glover was eligible for the second round of surgery, which again randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. They were then subjected to a third and final round of surgery, which randomized Mason's pitching stats from ½ to 0.

Glover remained the Tacos' worst pitcher.

Reverb and Feedback

During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Glover was caught in a Reverb incident and switched positions from pitcher to hitter, utilizing Glover's batting stat instead of their 0 pitching stat.

In a Day 98 game against the Yellowstone Magic, Glover feedback swapped with Halexandrey Walton and joined the Magic.

During the Season 5 election, Glover's batting, baserunning, and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 9

During the Season 9 election, Glover gained two modifications: They received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree, and gained theCredit to the Team modification via election, which multiplied future Idol payouts by a factor of five.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Glover played for Atlético Latte as a lineup player.

Season 12

During the Season 12 elections, the Yellowstone Magic received the Summoning Circle blessing, which randomized Glover's batting from 1½ to 1½.

Season 13

During the Season 13 election, Glover retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Tiana Wheeler as a result of the Foreshadow will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Early Career

Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager Al Pastor mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.

Correctional Branding Surgery

After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form".[1] Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."[2]

Made of Sand

Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand.

One Good Turn Deserves Another

Following Season 5 Game 98, the feedback echoing through Yellowstone Parkpark was so ear-splittingly intense that, in the rush by both teams to return to their buses, the Tacos ended up leaving with Halexandrey Walton on board—but without Wyatt Glover. Coach Merlinmeyer frowned, shrugged, and pulled out a blank sheet of paper and a pen. With a trained flick, the full Yellowstone Magic batters' sign-up sheet appeared on the page, and he placed it on a cooler by the Magic's bus before leaving to help with packing.

Meanwhile, Wyatt Glover watched the Tacos' bus speed off without them and decided this could be an excellent opportunity for a much needed vacation away from blaseball! Besides, Glover thought, there was only one game left in the season—the Tacos would totally be fine if they just find another Wyatt Mason to join the team. Glover eagerly donned the Hawai'ian shirt, sunglasses, and fingerflops they keep on hand for this exact situation, excited to begin their time off. They then hopped onto the Yellowstone Magic team bus, thinking it was a tour bus, and signed the paper inside thinking it was a waiver. Because Glover can't read, they did not realize they had just signed up for the Yellowstone Magic. Coach Merlinmeyer only smiled, and directed Glover to "enjoy the scenery out the right-hand window."

Gallery

  • Glover before all of this mess, by @comfort_glover

  • Season 4 card

  • Wyatt Glover doing their best to fit in with an oddly non-Wyatt team. By @Monthenor

  • by hacksaw - Glover prior to the end of Season 9

  • Season 11 card by ChewyPudding#7060

  • Teaching Bonk about Weatherman, by batfights

  1. ↑ Comfort "Wyatt Mason" Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "AN EMERGENCY PROCEDURE TO MAINTAIN MY MARKETABLE FORM IN THE WYATTING WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS GAZE UPON MY 0 STAR FORM AND WEEP"(Tweet) — via Twitter.
  2. ↑ Comfort "Wyatt Mason" Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE INFINITE TACOS AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ME. COMFORT "WYATT MASON" GLOVER"(Tweet) — via Twitter.


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