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Waveridden

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The inaugural Coffee Cup was held during the Grand Siesta as an exhibition tournament. Players from existing ILB teams were assigned to exhibition teams based on their Coffee Style and their status on the idol board. Of the 14 players on the Yellowstone Magic, 11 were assigned to Coffee Cup teams.

Team Assignments

Players were sorted into Coffee Cup teams based on their preferred Coffee Style, with the exception of those whose preferred style was Anything; these players were not sorted onto teams. Following this, the active roster of teams were determined by positions on the Idol Board: the 14 most idolized players per coffee style became the active roster, and the remainder became the team's shadows. The highest-rated batter and pitcher per each coffee style became team captains, and the remainder were sorted in order of idolization.


Player	Coffee Style	Team	Position	Team Outcome
Wyatt Glover	Latte	Atlético Latte 🏆		Quarterfinalists
Francisco Preston	Cold Brew	Cold Brew Crew ❄️		Eliminated in Round 1
Eizabeth Elliott	Cold Brew	Cold Brew Crew ❄️		Eliminated in Round 1
Chorby Short	Cream & Sugar	Cream & Sugar United 🤝		Eliminated in Round 1
Yeong-Ho Garcia	Flat White	FWXBC 🏳️		Runner-Up
Logan Rodriguez	Flat White	FWXBC 🏳️		Runner-Up
Curry Aliciakeyes	Macchiato	Macchiato City 🌃		Quarterfinalists
Bonk Jokes	Light & Sweet	Light & Sweet Electric Co. 💡		Eliminated in Round 1
Bevan Wise	Light & Sweet	Light & Sweet Electric Co. 💡		Eliminated in Round 1
Inky Rutledge	Americano	Americano Water Works 💧		Eliminated in Round 1
Cory Twelve	Americano	Americano Water Works 💧		Eliminated in Round 1
Washer Barajas	Anything	n/a	n/a	n/a
Sutton Picklestein	Anything	n/a	n/a	n/a
Oscar Dollie	Anything	n/a	n/a	n/a

Yellowstone Magic ✨
Players	Batters	Amos Sikaeo Jelly Burgertoes Abbott Wright Duncan Phantom Demet Cabrera Stu Trololol DeAndre O'Possum Vernon Shotwell Kiki Avci
	Pitchers	Axel Campbell Mooney Doctor II Pippin Carpenter Rat Mason Fitzgerald Wanderlust
	Shadows	None
	Buried	Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft
	Former	Özlem Suttner (➡️) Zephyr McCloud (➡️) Inky Rutledge (🔥) Ingrid Alfredo (🌠) Washer Barajas (🌠) · Full List
Stats	Season	1 · 2 ·Full List
	Beta	1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24
	Circuits	Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
	Events	Coffee Cup · Fall Ball
Ballpark	Yellowstone National (Ball)Park
Community Lore
Staff	Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family
Places	Yellowstone Caverns
History	Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
As Above, So Below

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+| header = The following page is a userpage.
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-内部使用のみ
+----
-ILB職員の退職面接
+{{TeamSeason
+| title= [[Yellowstone Magic|✨ Yellowstone Magic]]
+| season = Coffee Cup
+| dates=November 17, 2020-December 8, 2020
+| previous= [[Yellowstone Magic/Beta/Season 11|β11]]
+| next= [[Yellowstone Magic/Beta/Season 12|β12]]
-氏名：█████<br>
+}}<nowiki />
-年齢：██<br>
-生年月日：第██回██日██XX年<br>
-故郷：さいたま市、埼玉県、日本<br>
-性別：男
-採用：第██回██日██XX年<br>
+The inaugural [[Coffee Cup]] was held during the [[Grand Siesta]] as an exhibition tournament. Players from existing ILB teams were assigned to exhibition teams based on their [[Coffee Style]] and their status on the idol board. Of the 14 players on the [[Yellowstone Magic]], 11 were assigned to Coffee Cup teams.
-退職：第１０回投票日XX年
-部署：選手開発<br>
+==Team Assignments==
-職位：リーグ内教育
+Players were sorted into Coffee Cup teams based on their preferred [[Coffee Style]], with the exception of those whose preferred style was Anything; these players were not sorted onto teams. Following this, the active roster of teams were determined by positions on the [[Idols|Idol Board]]: the 14 most idolized players per coffee style became the active roster, and the remainder became the team's shadows. The highest-rated batter and pitcher per each coffee style became team captains, and the remainder were sorted in order of idolization.
-客体：ILBでの役割は何でしたか？<br>
+{| class="wikitable"
-主体：人材開発。イヤ、選手開発にされました。新人の文書を管理しました。
+|+
+!Player
+!Coffee Style
+!Team
+!Position
+!Team Outcome
+|-
+|[[Wyatt Glover]]
+|Latte
+|[[Atlético Latte]] {{teamemoji|latte}}
+|{{PositionIcon|lineup}}
+|Quarterfinalists
+|-
+|[[Francisco Preston]]
+|Cold Brew
+|[[Cold Brew Crew]] {{teamemoji|cold brew}}
+|{{PositionIcon|lineup}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Eizabeth Elliott]]
+|Cold Brew
+|[[Cold Brew Crew]] {{teamemoji|cold brew}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Chorby Short]]
+|Cream & Sugar
+|[[Cream & Sugar United]] {{teamemoji|cream & sugar}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]
+|Flat White
+|[[FWXBC]] {{teamemoji|fwxbc}}
+|{{PositionIcon|shadows}}
+|Runner-Up
+|-
+|[[Logan Rodriguez]]
+|Flat White
+|[[FWXBC]] {{teamemoji|fwxbc}}
+|{{PositionIcon|shadows}}
+|Runner-Up
+|-
+|[[Curry Aliciakeyes]]
+|Macchiato
+|[[Macchiato City]] {{teamemoji|macchiato}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Quarterfinalists
+|-
+|[[Bonk Jokes]]
+|Light & Sweet
+|[[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] {{teamemoji|light & sweet}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Bevan Wise]]
+|Light & Sweet
+|[[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] {{teamemoji|light & sweet}}
+|{{PositionIcon|shadows}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Inky Rutledge]]
+|Americano
+|[[Americano Water Works]] {{teamemoji|americano}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Cory Twelve]]
+|Americano
+|[[Americano Water Works]] {{teamemoji|americano}}
+|{{PositionIcon|rotation}}
+|Eliminated in Round 1
+|-
+|[[Washer Barajas]]
+|Anything
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|-
+|[[Sutton Picklestein]]
+|Anything
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|-
+|[[Oscar Dollie]]
+|Anything
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|n/a
+|}
-客体：どんな新選手ですか？<br>
+{{MagicNav}}
-主体：たいてい焼却されたものの代わりをする選手でした。リーグの登録を管理しました。既に わかるはずではないでしょうか？
+<!--
+[[Category: Yellowstone Magic]]
-客体：質問をしないでください。どの位ILBで働きましたか？<br>
+[[Category: Coffee Cup]]
-主体：██年間。
+-->
-客体：なかなか長い時間ですね。お疲れ様でした。<br>
-主体：【卑語のために削除されました】
-客体：退職のことに続きましょう。退職理由は何でしたか？<br>
-主体：リーグに加入してる人と出会った。
-客体：よく新しい選手と出会いますね？<br>
-主体：あのようじゃない。出会って友達になってしまった。あの人の好きなコーヒーの飲み方を知るようになってしまった。趣味も希望も夢も。そのあと、自分でリーグに加入することにすると聞いてしまった。実は、喧嘩してしまった。危ないと言ったけど、█████ はだれでも危ないと言った。オレは、これはできないと気づかせた。
-客体：どうして？<br>
-主体：この██年間人々を死に送ってしまった。もうできない。█████と出会って人を死におくってたと気づかせて…ひどいよ。紙に書いてある名前だけじゃなくて、人間だよ。
-客体：今やましくなるのは誠に大変ですね。<br>
-主体：もう分かってるのに仕方がない。
-客体：選手開発でいい経験がありましたか？<br>
-主体：もちろん。悪い経験だけでは不可能。オレは仕事が上手だし、いい選手を見つけたし。
-客体：自慢はありますか？<br>
-主体：何？
-客体：したことに自慢はありますか？<br>
-主体：オレ...自慢かどうかわからない。きっとあった。仕事は上手なことにある。それ以外、自慢がない。自慢を感じられない。
-客体：契約通り、ILBからとわにやめることはできないと分かっていますね？<br>
-主体：分かった。
-客体：まだ知るけど、東京にある本拠地の新しいチームがリーグに加入します。先発ローテーションに入ることになりました。<br>
-主体：関節に悪いん。
-客体：ローテーションではなければ、影に入るしかありません。<br>
-主体：じゃあ、投球は結構。
-客体：ILBでは「Coolname Galvanic」と呼ばれています。質問はありますか？<br>
-主体：どうしてその名前？
-客体：「クールな名前がほしい」と言いました。<br>
-主体：うん。試みが無意味だと分かるべきだったね。
-<!--- Translation of the page:
-FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
-ILB Employee Exit Interview
-Name: █████
-Age: ██
-Date of birth: ██-██-██XX
-Hometown: Saitama, Saitama, Japan
-Gender: Male
-Start of employment: ██-██-██XX
-End of employment: 10-EL-██XX
-Department: Player Resources
-Position: Onboarding Coordinator
-OBJECT: What were your duties with the ILB?
-SUBJECT: Human resources. Or, no, they changed it to player resources. I was in charge of paperwork for new players.
-OBJECT: What type of new players?
-SUBJECT: It was mostly replacements for incinerations. I handled their registration with the league. Shouldn’t you know this?
-OBJECT: Please do not ask questions. How long have you been with the ILB?
-SUBJECT: ██ years.
-OBJECT: That’s a long time. Thank you for your service.
-SUBJECT: [redacted for profanity]
-OBJECT: Let’s move on to the subject of your exit. What made you decide to leave your position at the ILB?
-SUBJECT: I met someone who’s signing up for the league.
-OBJECT: You meet new players all the time.
-SUBJECT: Not like this. I met someone and became their friend. I learned how they take their coffee. Their hobbies, their hopes, their dreams. And then I learned that they’re signing up for the league willingly. We got into a fight about it, actually, because I said it wasn’t safe and █████ said it wasn’t safe for anyone else I met. It made me realize that I can’t do this.
-OBJECT: Why not?
-SUBJECT: Because I’ve spent the last ██ years sending people to their deaths. I can’t do that anymore. Meeting █████ made me realize that that’s what I’ve been doing, and it’s… horrible. These aren’t just names on papers. They’re people.
-OBJECT: Now is a terrible time to gain a conscience.
-SUBJECT: Yeah, I know. But here I am anyway.
-OBJECT: Did you have positive experiences with the Player Resources department?
-SUBJECT: Of course I did. It would be impossible to have exclusively negative experiences. I’m good at my job. I’ve found a lot of good players.
-OBJECT: Are you proud?
-SUBJECT: What?
-OBJECT: Are you proud of the work you did?
-SUBJECT: I… don’t know. That’s difficult to say. I used to be. I’m proud of being good at my job. I’m not proud of the rest. I can’t be proud of the rest.
-OBJECT: You understand that per the terms of your contract, you can’t permanently exit the ILB.
-SUBJECT: I know.
-OBJECT: As you know, a new team will be joining the league, centered in Tokyo. You’ve been assigned to the pitching rotation.
-SUBJECT: That’ll be bad for my joints.
-OBJECT: It was the rotation or the shadows.
-SUBJECT: On second thought, pitching sounds lovely.
-OBJECT: You’ll be in the league with the name “Coolname Galvanic.” Do you have any questions?
-SUBJECT: Why is that my name?
-OBJECT: You said you wanted a “cool name.”
-SUBJECT: Yeah. I should’ve known better than to try.
-Translation by Hedge. Object/Subject formatting inspired by Blink (ao3 user marquis). --->