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Latest revision as of 01:44, 15 January 2023


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Wyatt Mason has never played for the Atlantis Georgias and joined the team in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.


Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Baby Triumphant/IF-53.476,
Does this sound right?

Appearance

Triumphant's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Triumphant.

Or so it would seem. Baby Triumphant is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.

Nullification

Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.

And that's the end of that.



Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the Source.