Baby Triumphant/IF-53.476

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Triumphant's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Triumphant.

Or so it would seem. Baby Triumphant is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.