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if you don't mind I'm trying to keep a low profile here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. no one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? why would anyone play blaseball????)  
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Hey. What did I just say.
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If you don't mind I'm trying to keep a low profile here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. no one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? why would anyone play blaseball????)  
  
 
seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. get a part time job at the aquarium. maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat.  
 
seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. get a part time job at the aquarium. maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat.  
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| team=[[I'm happy where I am|{{redacted|14}}]]
 
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| status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]]
 
| status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]]
 
| dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
 
| dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
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| batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honest I'd be terrible at this-->
 
| batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honest I'd be terrible at this-->
 
| pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3-->
 
| pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3-->
 
| baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs roster, I am not that fast-->
 
| baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs roster, I am not that fast-->
 
| defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defense is a good offence. wait shoot that was also 1.5 -->
 
| defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defense is a good offence. wait shoot that was also 1.5 -->
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| batting={{Star Rating|2.9}} not bad!
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| pitching={{Star Rating|0.8}} WOW HARSH OKAY
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| baserunning={{Star Rating|4.1}} awww I would have fit right in with the Crabs
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| defense={{Star Rating|3.0}} Hard shells!!!
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They also said that I wasn't allergic to peanuts, but I'm not testing that one.-->
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<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
 
<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
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<option> has never played </option>  
 
<option> has never played </option>  
 
<option> is a pitcher </option>
 
<option> is a pitcher </option>
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<option> is in the shadows </option>
 
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<option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option>
 
<option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option>
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<option> [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] </option>
 
<option> [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] </option>
 
<option> [[Tokyo Lift]] </option>
 
<option> [[Tokyo Lift]] </option>
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</choose> and joined the team in [[Season 14]] as part of the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]].
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</choose> and joined the team in {{BetaSeason|14}} as part of the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]].
  
 
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| text = Who are you? Let me take a closer look. <!-- sorry you've got the wrong guy! try one of these instead -->
 
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==Nullification==
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<choose uncached="">
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<option>Wyatt Mason </option>
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<option>Wyatt {{Spoiler|Mason}}</option>
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<option>W{{Spoiler|y}}at{{Spoiler|t}} {{Spoiler|M}}as{{Spoiler|on}} </option>
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<option>{{Spoiler|Wyatt}} {{Spoiler|Mason}} </option>
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</choose> was, alongside the [[Map|rest of blaseball]], Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.
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[[Category:Baltimore Crabs]]
 
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<small>Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the [https://www.blaseball.wiki/index.php?title=Ttayw_Nosam&action=edit Source].</small>

Latest revision as of 01:44, 15 January 2023


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Wyatt Mason has never played for the New York Millennials and joined the team in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Baby Triumphant/IF-53.476,
Does this sound right?

Appearance

Triumphant's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Triumphant.

Or so it would seem. Baby Triumphant is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.

Nullification

Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.

And that's the end of that.



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