Miami Dale

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The Miami Dalé are a Blaseball team in the Wild Low division of the Wild League. They joined that division during the postseason of Season 5, and were formerly part of the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1.


Roster

Lineup

Pitchers


Select Tlopps cards can be found here.

Former Players

Blessings and Trades

  • N/A

Feedback Swaps

Incinerations

Season Results

Season Postseason Playoffs Finals
1 49-48 N/A N/A
2 45-54 N/A N/A
3 40-59 N/A N/A
4 47-52 N/A N/A

The Dalé were subjected to the Rigour Mortis blessing during the Season 3 Offseason.

In the Season 4 Election, the Dalé won the Evil Wind Sprints blessing with 0% of the vote, improving the team's baserunning by 15%. The Alternate Reality decree also swapped Jasmine Washington and Rivers Clembons with alternate universe versions of themselves, thus altering their stats. Finally, the Dalé were hit with Questioning Their Every Decision, which impaired the team vibes by 7%.

On Season 5, Day 74, the Dalé were hit with reverb that shuffled several players. This resulted in Sixpack Santiago becoming a pitcher and Don Elliott becoming a batter. Raúl Leal and Murray Pony also switched places in the batting order. In the Season 5 Election, the High Filter decree moved the Dalé to the Wild Low division of the newly created Wild League.

On Season 6, Day 80, the Dalé were hit with feedback that swapped Hahn Fox with Boston Flowers batter Beck Whitney.


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Miami Dalé/History.

The Miami Dalé are based in the City of Miami in an unspecified state. They are known for their party culture and expressing that they play "for the love of the game" whenever someone brings up their performance or record.

The Dalé play their home games at Worldwide Field. This stadium is noted for its party-like atmosphere, with prominent DJs and rappers providing live entertainment, and the abundance of mirrored surfaces in its toilets. Worldwide Field is built directly on top of the Miami Beach convention center as part of a plan to elevate the entire city of Miami Beach in preparation for its future as a Venice-like flooded city. The stadium was a big hit, moving the Dalé's center of operations closer to its fanbase than its previous stadium in the former Toys "R" Us on US-1 across from Dadeland North Station. Worldwide Field is the site of the PyroDome, a prototype roof that can be safely and repeatedly set on fire (typically when song lyrics call for it).

The Dalé share housing on a yacht named La Fiesta which they use to bring the party anywhere they go. They have accrued thousands of peanuts in damages due to their tendency to ram the yacht into whichever stadium they are playing at, although the stunt is a perpetual crowd favorite. In an effort to remain environmentally conscious, the yacht is fully operated through a combination of solar, hydrogen, and hype energy and is propelled forward through the use of the most sophisticated bass boosted speakers on the planet.

The Dalé are a registered not-for-profit, tax-exempt organization jointly owned by their fans and the greater Miami community.


Staff

Ownership

The Dalé are legally owned by their fans and the Miami community, and are a registered not-for-profit, tax exempt organization.

Current Staff

  • Manager: The manager of the Dalé is Mr. Wide, although he has only ever been seen in silhouette form. Mr. Wide is the creator of, and only person with full knowledge of, The Playlist, a powerful performance-enhancing music mix.
  • Hitting Coach: The Dalé's hitting coach is superstar Little League coach and Brooklyn Trees lineup player Danny Marinara, formerly of Jersey City. Marinara is believed to be a top-level coach; however, his talents have so far not transferred to most of the Dalé lineup, possibly because of his frequent absences. Marinara says he knows the place with the best crab cakes in Miami, but has refused to go on-record with his recommendation.

Mascots

The mascot of the Miami Dalé is Pitball, the physical embodiment of the Dalé spirit of celebration and shades-wearing. Pitball is a playamancer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. They are also known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter.

Team Pet

Tres Leches, a 20 ft tall three headed pit bull who lives under the stands.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at Dalé fan culture, see Miami Dalé/Fan_Culture.

Dalé fans are known as la familia. Like the team's players, the fans are less concerned with the team's record than in having a great time together. All fans are shareholders of the team. Dalé fans value each other and their team regardless of arbitrary definitions of "success," instead embracing each being's inherent worth. The team's chant, ¡Dalé!, is used just as often to remind fellow fans of what's truly important after another season at the bottom of the Chaotic Evil League as it is to cheer on the players.


Fan Art

Logo by @BillyGalant.
Logo by Cobaltcakes.
Poster by @PyromanticArts.


External Links

Twitter account


  1. Day assumed from circumstantial 3rd party media evidence and may be off by a few days.
  2. Timestamped tweet used for day estimation [1]