Aldon Anthony

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Aldon Anthony was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β2, Day 88.

Official League Records

Anthony joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β2, Day 88, Anthony was incinerated and replaced by Murray Pony.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Aldon Anthony Files

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Aldon Anthony was an extraordinary team player who cared for his fellow teammates and members of La Familia. He held inspirational synchronization meetings for the team at the beginning of each season in order to mediate conflicts and promote party vibes. Also, he's a cool anime protagonist with those sick triangle sunglasses.


An investigation ordered by the commissioner confirmed that Aldon had passed due to natural causes.[1]

Up until Season β9, Anthony held the dubious honor of being the least-tributed player in the Hall of Flame.

Fan Works


  1. Blaseball Commissioner [@blaseballcomms] (31 Sep 2020). "Investigators have determined Aldon Anthony passed due to natural causes. Love and Light to their family, the Dale community, and the entire ILB family. #YesPlz #blaseball" (Tweet) - via Twitter.