Aldon Anthony

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Aldon Anthony was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 88.

Official League Records

Anthony joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 2, Day 88, Anthony was incinerated and replaced by Murray Pony.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Lore

Aldon Anthony was a normal ant who loved to follow scent trails and pick up food and then bring it to their nest. But one day they got into the Worldwide Field and drank some electric water during tryouts. They got turned into a human sized ant and got handed a bat and then hit the ball and were then forced to play blaseball. Aldon Anthony did not particularly like playing blaseball as it was a lot different than following scent trails to food and then bringing it home to their nest, but every day they brought treats and meats from the concession stands and from the wild Miami Dale parties back to the ant hill they came from. They were named Aldon Anthony by Logan Horseman because their ant name was just a weird smelling pheromone that ruined parties.

They survived until late in season 2 when a young umpire in training incinerated them with a magnifying glass to the horror of the team.

History

An investigation ordered by the commissioner confirmed that Aldon had passed due to natural causes.[1]

Up until Season 9, Anthony held the dubious honor of being the least-tributed player in the Hall of Flame.


Fan art

References

  1. Blaseball Commissioner [@blaseballcomms] (31 Sep 2020). "Investigators have determined Aldon Anthony passed due to natural causes. Love and Light to their family, the Dale community, and the entire ILB family. #YesPlz #blaseball" (Tweet) - via Twitter.