Jenna Maldonado

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Jenna Maldonado was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β2, Day 22.

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Maldonado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β2, Day 22, Maldonado was incinerated and replaced by Randy Dennis.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Maldonado was born amongst the stars as a Celestial. However, her bratty and rebellious nature had upset the other Celestials, who had felt she wasn't worthy to live amongst them. Maldonado had her wings clipped and was banished to Earth, where she was immediately drafted to the Miami Dale as a divine punishment.


It is believed that the power bestowed to the Umpires by the opening of The Forbidden Book allowed the Umpires to achieve some sort of divine connection. Therefore, it has been theorized that the Umpires shared the same distaste for Maldonado as the other Celestials had, which then became the motive for her incineration. The team adopted the phrase "We Play For Jenna" in the hopes that one day, there will be a similar divine intervention that would bring Maldonado back.

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