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| − | '''Justice Spoon''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spoon has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | + | |
| + | '''Justice Spoon''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai‘i Fridays]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spoon has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | ||
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | ||
| − | During the November 11, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Spoon fell to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]. | + | During the November 11, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Spoon fell to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai‘i Fridays]]. |
{{Community_Lore}} | {{Community_Lore}} | ||
| − | {{IRM|Subject=Justice Spoon|format=filebox}} | + | {{IRM|Subject=Justice Spoon|format=filebox}} |
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| + | == Coronation Era == | ||
| + | As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van. | ||
==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| − | === Fanfiction === | + | ===Fanfiction=== |
''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Justice%20Spoon%20(Blaseball)/works Justice Spoon tag] on AO3.</small>'' | ''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Justice%20Spoon%20(Blaseball)/works Justice Spoon tag] on AO3.</small>'' | ||
| − | * [https://archiveofourown.org/works/34431529 unforecasted] by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification. | + | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34431529 unforecasted] by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification. |
| − | === Games === | + | ===Games=== |
*[https://staradavid.itch.io/run-from-me run from me or rip me open] by stara david - a twine story about [[Justice Spoon]], and the saga of season 18. | *[https://staradavid.itch.io/run-from-me run from me or rip me open] by stara david - a twine story about [[Justice Spoon]], and the saga of season 18. | ||
| − | === Fanart === | + | ===Fanart=== |
<gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | ||
File:Justice blindfolded.jpeg|Edit by PhirephighterFil. | File:Justice blindfolded.jpeg|Edit by PhirephighterFil. | ||
Latest revision as of 21:39, 21 February 2023
Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.
Official League Record
Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season β4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
On Season β5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.
During the Season β5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.
On Season β9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
On Season β9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .
During the Season β9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.
During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
During the Season β18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.
During the Season β18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.
On Season β22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Justice Spoon Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1.560 and start reading...
Appearance
Justice "Injustice" Spoon always wears her Dual Eyepatches of Evil, one over each of her eyes.
Justice is a statue carved from a block of basalt. In good weather, careful or gifted observers may faintly see her aura of pure evil.
History
Justice Spoon is completely, unshakably devoted to the cause of evil. As such, Spoon enjoys pulling elaborate, but ultimately harmless pranks on her teammates, and only communicates by telling lies. Though her habits and idiosyncratic pattern of speech initially confused her teammates, the Firefighters now agree that in spite of being a single-minded agent of evil, Spoon is a generally pleasant, kind, and caring person.
As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice "Injustice" Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.
Trivia
- Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
- They only listen to Justice.
- They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
- They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
- Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.
Coronation Era
As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.
- unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
Games
- run from me or rip me open by stara david - a twine story about Justice Spoon, and the saga of season 18.
Fanart
Edit by PhirephighterFil.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Justice Spoon is from Chicago
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They got to build-a-bear by @_waalkr
Tall statue brings lasagna to local grandmas by @_waalkr
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Eight of Pentacles
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| Players | Batters | |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Theodore Honeywell · Garcia Soto | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 | |
| Ballpark | Hawai'i Viberight Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Our Lady of Perpetual Friday · C O C O N U T | |
| Places | Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i | |
| History | ||
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| It's Island Time! | ||
