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'''Justice Spoon''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since [[Season 1 | the Return of Internet League Blaseball]].
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'''Justice Spoon''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai‘i Fridays]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spoon has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
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Spoon joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
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Spoon joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Election]] , Spoon was affected by the [[Season 4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''' Decree]]. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ Election}} , Spoon was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''' Decree}}. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
  
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On [[Season 5]], Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]].
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On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]].
  
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During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Spoon's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the [[Season_5#Blessings|'''Katamari''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Spoon's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Katamari'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 9]], Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Hendricks Richardson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Hendricks Richardson]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
  
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On [[Season 9]], Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]]. This reduced their batting from {{Star Rating|4.5}}to {{Star Rating|3.5}}, their pitching from {{Star Rating|1.5}}to 0, their baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}}to {{Star Rating|2}}, and their defense from {{Star Rating|3}}to {{Star Rating|2}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]]. This reduced their batting from {{Star Rating|4.5}}to {{Star Rating|3.5}}, their pitching from {{Star Rating|1.5}}to 0, their baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}}to {{Star Rating|2}}, and their defense from {{Star Rating|3}}to {{Star Rating|2}}.
  
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During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], Spoon received the {{ModLink|Fire Eater}} modification due to the passing of the [[Season 9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Eclipse''']] decree.
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ election}}, Spoon received the {{ModLink|Fire Eater}} modification due to the passing of the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Eclipse'''}} decree.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spoon played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spoon played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
  
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During the [[Season 18#Earlsiesta|Season 18 Earlsiesta]] Spoon was given the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as part of the season's tarot reading.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Earlsiesta|@ Earlsiesta}} Spoon was given the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as part of the season's tarot reading.  
  
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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]] Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification as a result of the Firefighters' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}} Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification as a result of the Firefighters' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
  
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On [[Season 22]], Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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During the November 11, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Spoon fell to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai‘i Fridays]].
  
 
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== Coronation Era ==
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As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai&lsquo;i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.
  
 
==Fan Works==
 
==Fan Works==
  
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===Fanfiction===
 
''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Justice%20Spoon%20(Blaseball)/works Justice Spoon tag] on AO3.</small>''
 
''<small>For more fanfiction, go to the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Justice%20Spoon%20(Blaseball)/works Justice Spoon tag] on AO3.</small>''
  
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* [https://archiveofourown.org/works/34431529 unforecasted] by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34431529 unforecasted] by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
  
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=== Games ===
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===Games===
  
 
*[https://staradavid.itch.io/run-from-me run from me or rip me open] by stara david - a twine story about [[Justice Spoon]], and the saga of season 18.
 
*[https://staradavid.itch.io/run-from-me run from me or rip me open] by stara david - a twine story about [[Justice Spoon]], and the saga of season 18.
  
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===Fanart===
 
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File:Justice blindfolded.jpeg|Edit by PhirephighterFil.
 
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File:Up to the plate it's Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: The first image is a drawing of Justice Spoon. They are posed to bat and is wearing a baseball helmet. She is wearing the home game Firefighters uniform, which is mainly a brown-tan color with white/yellow safety stripes on the sleeves and the chest region on the front of the shirt. ‘Firefighters’ is written in curly cursive across the front of the jersey in a slant, and the jersey is tucked into a pair of maroon pants. They are also wearing a maroon long-sleeved undershirt beneath the jersey and has a blindfold over her eyes. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Up to the plate it's Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: The first image is a drawing of Justice Spoon. They are posed to bat and is wearing a baseball helmet. She is wearing the home game Firefighters uniform, which is mainly a brown-tan color with white/yellow safety stripes on the sleeves and the chest region on the front of the shirt. ‘Firefighters’ is written in curly cursive across the front of the jersey in a slant, and the jersey is tucked into a pair of maroon pants. They are also wearing a maroon long-sleeved undershirt beneath the jersey and has a blindfold over her eyes. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Whitjustice gaymaul.png|[[Whit Steakknife|Whit]], Justice, Spork, and Spatula by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1452478644786446343 @gaymaul]'''
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File:Whitjustice gaymaul.png|[[Whit Steakknife|Whit]], Justice, Spork, and Spatula by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1452478644786446343 @gaymaul]
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File:Eight of Pentacles 🃏 Justice Spoon.jpg|alt=Justice Spoon depicted in red and blue as the eight of pentacles.|''Eight of Pentacles''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1492670855662473223 @birbteef]
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File:The Blindfold.png|alt=A digital illustration of Justice Spoon. Justice is a marble statue, missing the top half of her face. Blue flowers and branches decorate the left side of her body. A blindfold with eyes printed on the inside hovers above her head like a halo. The illustration is cropped at her shoulders.|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1503041468977627136 @glassgoblin]
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File:Radio riesling's Solstice Tyreek & Justice.png|alt=A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Tyreek Olive. The two are sitting on a concrete ledge and appear to be mid-conversation. Justice has light brown skin, short black hair, and is dressed casually with a jacket over red shirt and jeans. Their eyes are covered by a blindfold, and they have one hand slightly raised as they talk to Tyreek, who is seated to their left. Tyreek has dark brown skin and short braids tied into a bun. They have a cup with a purple straw in their right hand, are wearing their iconic jacket, and their eyes are closed as they laugh. Behind them are trees with autumn-colored leaves.|by [https://twitter.com/radio_riesling @radio_riesling]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:39, 21 February 2023

Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.

On Season β5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season β5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season β9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season β18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.

During the Season β18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.

On Season β22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Justice Spoon Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1.560 and start reading...

Appearance

Justice "Injustice" Spoon always wears her Dual Eyepatches of Evil, one over each of her eyes.

Justice is a statue carved from a block of basalt. In good weather, careful or gifted observers may faintly see her aura of pure evil.

History

Justice Spoon is completely, unshakably devoted to the cause of evil. As such, Spoon enjoys pulling elaborate, but ultimately harmless pranks on her teammates, and only communicates by telling lies. Though her habits and idiosyncratic pattern of speech initially confused her teammates, the Firefighters now agree that in spite of being a single-minded agent of evil, Spoon is a generally pleasant, kind, and caring person.

As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice "Injustice" Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.

Trivia

  • Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
  • They only listen to Justice.
  • They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
  • They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
  • Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.


Coronation Era

As one of the first and more experienced players to Fall to the Hawai‘i Fridays, Justice Spoon often acts as a quasi-leader-and-strategizer to the team, both on and off the field. They stand as a strong pillar on the Lineup and, notably, are the only person allowed to drive Mrs. Silk’s Van.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.

  • unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.

Games

Fanart


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