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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Collins played for [[FWXBC]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Collins played for [[FWXBC]] as a pitcher.
  
During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Collins became a pitcher via the Fridays' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Collins became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
  
During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Collins' pitching increased from {{Star Change|4.4|5.8}} and defense decreased {{Star Change|3.3|3}} as a result of the Fridays' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Collins' pitching increased from {{Star Change|4.4|5.8}} and defense decreased {{Star Change|3.3|3}} as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
  
 
On Day 39 of {{BetaSeason|20}}, Collins pitched a perfect game with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs.<ref>https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/7521166b-c4fc-4304-a1d8-d43df64eb6e2</ref>
 
On Day 39 of {{BetaSeason|20}}, Collins pitched a perfect game with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs.<ref>https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/7521166b-c4fc-4304-a1d8-d43df64eb6e2</ref>
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On {{BetaSeason|21}} Day 71, Collins was exchanged to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] due to [[Feedback]]. Collins was replaced by [[King Roland]].
 
On {{BetaSeason|21}} Day 71, Collins was exchanged to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] due to [[Feedback]]. Collins was replaced by [[King Roland]].
  
Collins was traded back to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[King Roland]] during the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Fridays' [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Rotation Alternate Trust''']] blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gaining the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification.
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Collins was traded back to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[King Roland]] during the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Rotation Alternate Trust'''}} blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gaining the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification.
  
 
On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 93, Collins retreated to the Fridays' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Don Mitchell]] at [[Hawai'i Viberight Field]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
 
On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 93, Collins retreated to the Fridays' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Don Mitchell]] at [[Hawai'i Viberight Field]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.

Revision as of 00:08, 17 January 2023

Juice Collins is a player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Collins has previously played for the San Francisco Lovers and Hawai'i Fridays.

Official League Records

Collins joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays on Season β3, Day 76, after the incineration of Sebastian Sunshine.

Despite only starting play much of the way through Season 3, Collins still managed 106 plate appearances with a 0.386 batting average, ranking #1 in the league.

During the Fridays' Season β7, Day 92 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Collins partied and received a boost to all stats.

Collins stole 24 bases in Season β9, tied for 8th in the league.

During the Coffee Cup, Collins played for FWXBC as a pitcher.

During the Season β15 elections, Collins became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Collins' pitching increased from 4.4 5.8 and defense decreased 3.3 3 as a result of the Fridays' Transfuse will.

On Day 39 of Season β20, Collins pitched a perfect game with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs.[1]

On Season β21 Day 71, Collins was exchanged to the San Francisco Lovers due to Feedback. Collins was replaced by King Roland.

Collins was traded back to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for King Roland during the Season β22 elections via the Fridays' Equivalent Exchange will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Rotation Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

On Season β23, Day 93, Collins retreated to the Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Don Mitchell at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Collins fell to the Tokyo Lift.

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History

Appearance

Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the snack specialist's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.

Frequent Trips to Elsewhere

Juice Collins was the first member of the Hawai‘i Fridays to make multiple trips Elsewhere due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).

Recipe

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Fan Works