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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Halifax has been with the team since [[Season 17]], Day 2.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until being [[incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 63. Halifax also played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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Halifax joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2 after the [[incineration]] of [[Luis Acevedo]].  
  
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 42, Halifax retreated to the Crabs' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Parker Meng]] via the [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. On Day 108, Halifax joined the Crabs' lineup in exchange for [[Pedro Davids]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
  
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Halifax was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Michelle Sportsman]] during the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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Halifax joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] on [[Season 17]], Day 2 after the [[incineration]] of [[Luis Acevedo]].  
 
  
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}} until Day 63, Halifax entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows four times as a result of [[Kansas City FreshDome]] '''Fax Machine''' and '''Voicemail''' events, ending the Season on the lineup. On Day 63, Halifax was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Khulan Sagaba]].
 
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Jon Halifax is the subject of the following written works:
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[https://peaksykid.itch.io/the-kansas-city-dispatches the kansas city dispatches] by Cori
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File:Dsj jon sleep paralysis.png|alt=A monochromatic digital charcoal drawing of Jon Halifax, a shadowy figure in a suit and gambler hat, sits on some steps with one leg crossed so the ankle rests on the other leg's knee. A briefcase rests at his feet, and the background is shadowy and full of eyes.|Art by DSJ
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File:Dsj jon mini.png|alt=A small pixelated drawing of Jon Halifax, a shadowy figure with a gambler hat, briefcase, and suit.|Jon Mini by DSJ
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File:Jon Orange Art.jpg|alt=A Jon Halifax commission by Horseizontal. Jon is an older man with grey hair and pale skin who is standing in an awkward pose with a baseball bat. He has on a black suit, orange shirt, shades, and orange knit arm warmers. Text in the background reads JON HALIFAX!!!!!!|Jon by [https://twitter.com/HORSEIZONTAL Horseizontal]
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File:Jon bar exam.jpg|alt=Jon Halifax, a white man with grey hair wearing sunglasses and a suit, is taking the Bar Exam seated at a table. He is wearing orange arm warmerse and has a bandaid on his face.|Jon taking the bar exam, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1414345818275028993 Cori]
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File:Jon with bazooka.jpg|alt=Jon Halifax, a white man with grey hair wearing sunglasses and a suit, poses awkwardly with a large bazooka over his right shoulder. He is wearing orange arm warmers.|Jon with his bazooka by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1417902898806235142 Cori]
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File:Smug Jon 01.jpg|alt=Jon Halifax, a white man with grey hair wearing sunglasses and a suit, grins smugly at the camera over his gold sunglasses, revealing his bright blue eyes.|Jon after committing a data crime, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1418038783862317061 Cori]
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File:Dsj jon briefcase.png|alt=A digital drawing of Jon Halifax, a shadowy figure wearing a gambler hat, a red button-up with the sleeves rolled up, and white pants. He holds a briefcase with an eyecrab logo.|Art by DSJ
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File:Jon and Silvaire.jpg|alt=Jon Halifax, a white man with grey hair wearing sunglasses and a suit, is in middle distance as we see a cowgirl (Silvaire Roadhouse) with darker skin and a long braid face off against him with a gun.|Jon faces off against [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. By [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1446939431320043520 Cori]
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File:Jon and marco stink.jpg|alt=Jon Halifax, an older man with salt and pepper hair and fair skin, is approached by Marco Stink, a big green stink bug. Marco Stink is saying "Hey! Nice hit, man! What!" while Jon is saying "Huh? What? Wh--where did you get that idea? Huh? What are you talking about--a hitman? That's ridiculous" and looking very suspicious.|Jon and Marco Stink. By [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1492724336314269703?s=20&t=COnKtatrKNGp_WedXQtlaw Cori]
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File:Jon ghost day.jpg|alt=A sketch page of Jon Halifax, an older man with light skin and light hair who is wearing a business suit. He is drawn in a cartoony style and is doing various James Bond like poses with a bazooka but looking very awkward at all of them.|Jon by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1452324707735322627?s=20&t=DUzkVzXUvwCwb8Byomj9Kw Cori]
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File:Jon mini.png|alt=A Blaseball Mini of Jon Halifax, a man with pale skin and graying hair, wearing a suit and holding a bazooka. He has on sunglasses, arm warmers, and an in-ear microphone, and is standing awkwardly.|Jon mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky HetreaSky]
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File:Thechamp color.png|[[Helga Washington]] transferring instability to Jon by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1530569303426482176 @gaymaul]'''
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File:Jon collage.jpg|alt=A collage of Jon Halifax hitting the 20.3 run home run. The background is of a ripped up paper sky with a sun that is in the shape of an up and down equals sign—two vertical lines. Jon Halifax, a middle aged white man in a suit wearing weird orange arm warmers and sunglasses, is frozen in the follow through of his swing. Around him are ripped up pieces of paper with line drawings of cities on them from a city calendar. The slice of sky in between the two pieces of sun resembles an arrow.|Jon makes a grave mistake, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1550076736401973250 Cori]
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File:Jon halifax fwiph.png|alt=A digital drawing of Jon Halifax, a white man with grey hair and a receding hairline. He is wearing a business suit and sunglasses, with an in-ear microphone in his ear.|Jon by [https://twitter.com/fwiphy fwiphy] for Art Fight
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Latest revision as of 00:23, 17 January 2023

Jon Halifax was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until being incinerated on Season β23, Day 63. Halifax also played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Halifax joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs on Season β17, Day 2 after the incineration of Luis Acevedo.

On Season β18, Day 42, Halifax retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Parker Meng via the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. On Day 108, Halifax joined the Crabs' lineup in exchange for Pedro Davids via the Ratified Voicemail.

Halifax was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Michelle Sportsman during the Season β22 elections via the Crabs' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Over the course of Season β23 until Day 63, Halifax entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows four times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup. On Day 63, Halifax was incinerated and replaced by Khulan Sagaba.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Jon Halifax Files

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Origins

The origins of Jon Halifax are unknown. In fact it is widely believed that "Jon Halifax" is a pseudonym, though Halifax has not confirmed or denied this claim. Halifax has been working as a [redacted] for [redacted] years, and as such has learned many of the intricacies of [redacted], [redacted], and splorts. Attempting to observe Halifax has been known to result in [redacted] and it is often difficult to ascertain what Halifax looks like, other than a single eye visible in the shadow of a wide brimmed hat. Attempting to ask Halifax about any kind of personal, historical, or [redacted] information will result in Halifax repeating a few simple and vague phrases, often about the weather, the local splorts team, or [redacted].

Halifax's briefcase is said to contain a number of implements for "pitching," though Halifax has not made it clear how any of these tools could be used in that regard. This case also contains all the required implements for knitting, and Halifax has been known to work on projects while observing the other Crabs at bat.

Halifax made Kennedy Loser a scarf after offering condolences for the Loss of "Mx. Acevedo."

Relationship to Luis Acevedo

While Halifax has declined to comment on any relationship to the deceased Luis Acevedo, historical records show that Halifax may have been tracking Acevedo for some time, and given Acevedo's age, history, and status as a vampire turned hard light projection, it is assumed that Halifax's previous occupation is that of a [Redacted]. As such the two of them have shared a long history of chase, pursuit, and hunting. While this was a heated exchange at first, eventually Halifax was won over by the charm and playfulness of Acevedo, and upon catching up to them in Baltimore and witnessing Acevedo's death, Halifax felt compelled to take up their old station as a pitcher regardless of other responsibilities.

Pitching Style

Halifax's pitching style has been described as "like going through the motions of throwing a ball, with the action itself unconnected and lagging, seemingly unrelated to the actual action of throwing the ball". This style has also been described by the umps as "clearly outside the strike zone".


Fan Works

Jon Halifax is the subject of the following written works:

the kansas city dispatches by Cori

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