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Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]]. | Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]]. | ||
− | On [[Season 3]], Day 13, Alvarado | + | On [[Season 3]], Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction. |
− | During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], Alvarado received the | + | During the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]], Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the [[Season_3#Blessings|'''Summoning Circle''']] blessing. |
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+ | During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], Alvarado received the '''{{ModLink|Repeating}}''' modification as a result of the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves''']] blessing. | ||
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+ | On [[Season 14]], Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction. | ||
During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Alvarado retreated to the [[Shadows]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a pitcher in the process. | During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Alvarado retreated to the [[Shadows]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a pitcher in the process. |
Revision as of 06:42, 5 May 2021
Grey Alvarado is a pitcher in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Record
Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season 3, Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the Season 3 elections, Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the Summoning Circle blessing.
During the Season 10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.
On Season 14, Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the Season 14 elections, Alvarado retreated to the Shadows of the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
Grey’s Anatomy
Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
Fan Works
Videos
Gallery
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Mime Time by @prinnamon
Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate
Grey by @awhekate
Grey Alvarado by @8loi88
Grey and Jessica Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
Grey Alvarado by @bugsbenedict
Goth Grey by @awhekate
Grey floating Elsewhere by @awhekate
Grey by @awhekate
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
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Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
"Fresh Breath, Here We Come." |