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| + | | team=[[Seattle Garages]] | ||
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| + | | dates=Aug 5, 2020–present | ||
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| − | |marital_status=Very divorced | + | | age=57(?) |
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'''Greer Gwiffin''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and has became a member of the team after [[Tiana Cash]]'s [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]] Day 47. | '''Greer Gwiffin''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and has became a member of the team after [[Tiana Cash]]'s [[incineration]] on [[Season 3]] Day 47. | ||
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Greer Gwiffin is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for [[The Garages|the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players]]. Shortly after joining the team he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." This "guy" was later revealed to be [[Cedric Spliff]], the batter who would replace [[Shaquille Torres]] upon his incineration in Season 3 Day 74. While Spliff has taken the position of The Garage's weed guy from Gwiffin, Gwiffin has agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again. | Greer Gwiffin is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for [[The Garages|the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players]]. Shortly after joining the team he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." This "guy" was later revealed to be [[Cedric Spliff]], the batter who would replace [[Shaquille Torres]] upon his incineration in Season 3 Day 74. While Spliff has taken the position of The Garage's weed guy from Gwiffin, Gwiffin has agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again. | ||
| − | Though Gwiffin doesn't contribute to [[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|the team’s zine]], an anonymous teammate prints a small zine of Gwiffin's dumbest and weirdest sayings called | + | Though Gwiffin doesn't contribute to [[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|the team’s zine]], an anonymous teammate prints a small zine of Gwiffin's dumbest and weirdest sayings called ''Gwiffin’s Gwisdoms'' that secretly gets distributed to other players in the dugout. |
Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorted some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces." | Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorted some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces." | ||
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== Podcasts == | == Podcasts == | ||
| − | + | Gwiffin is a co-host of the podcast ''Steely Dads!'' alongside [[Cedric Spliff]]. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding [[The Grand Unslam]] that took place Season 3 Day 73 in the game between the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves|Shoe Thieves]] and the [[Los Angeles Tacos|Tacos]]. | |
He also hosted a splorts betting podcast called ''You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin,'' which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next." Despite these criticisms, ''You Bet!'' is a popular podcast, commonly used as sleep aid thanks to its "white noise-like" qualities. | He also hosted a splorts betting podcast called ''You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin,'' which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next." Despite these criticisms, ''You Bet!'' is a popular podcast, commonly used as sleep aid thanks to its "white noise-like" qualities. | ||
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==Controversies== | ==Controversies== | ||
| − | Gwiffin is currently in a contract dispute with premium masculine soap monthly delivery service [[StinkoBox]], following the announcement that, in accordance with [[Internet League Blaseball]] regulations regarding players gambling, ''You Bet!'' would end its run. | + | Gwiffin is currently in a contract dispute with premium masculine soap monthly delivery service [[StinkoBox]], following the announcement that, in accordance with [[Internet League Blaseball]] regulations regarding players gambling, ''You Bet!'' would end its run. |
==Fanart== | ==Fanart== | ||
<gallery widths="180" heights="120px"> | <gallery widths="180" heights="120px"> | ||
| − | Gwiffin wiff wisa.png|by | + | Gwiffin wiff wisa.png|by {{Twitter|name=CallofDuckies}} |
| − | Greer Gwiffin.png|by | + | Greer Gwiffin.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}} |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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{{TeamNavSelector|garages}} | {{TeamNavSelector|garages}} | ||
Revision as of 23:28, 11 November 2020
Greer Gwiffin is a batter for the Seattle Garages and has became a member of the team after Tiana Cash's incineration on Season 3 Day 47.
Official League Records
On Season 3 Day 47, Greer Gwiffin contributed an RBI single in the fourth inning of a 6-3 win against the Houston Spies.
Personal life
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Greer Gwiffin is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players. Shortly after joining the team he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." This "guy" was later revealed to be Cedric Spliff, the batter who would replace Shaquille Torres upon his incineration in Season 3 Day 74. While Spliff has taken the position of The Garage's weed guy from Gwiffin, Gwiffin has agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again.
Though Gwiffin doesn't contribute to the team’s zine, an anonymous teammate prints a small zine of Gwiffin's dumbest and weirdest sayings called Gwiffin’s Gwisdoms that secretly gets distributed to other players in the dugout.
Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorted some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces."
Gwiffin and Cedric Spliff are considered the parents of the Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies.
In 1973, Gwiffin was arrested in Swisher County, Texas for possession of a controlled substance after police found marijuana in his van. He has harbored a distrust of the police ever since.
Podcasts
Gwiffin is a co-host of the podcast Steely Dads! alongside Cedric Spliff. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding The Grand Unslam that took place Season 3 Day 73 in the game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos.
He also hosted a splorts betting podcast called You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin, which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next." Despite these criticisms, You Bet! is a popular podcast, commonly used as sleep aid thanks to its "white noise-like" qualities.
Controversies
Gwiffin is currently in a contract dispute with premium masculine soap monthly delivery service StinkoBox, following the announcement that, in accordance with Internet League Blaseball regulations regarding players gambling, You Bet! would end its run.
Fanart
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