Dickerson Morse
Dickerson Morse is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since Season 8, Day 62 when they swapped from the Kansas City Breath Mints with Marco Stink due to Feedback.
Official League Record
Season 6
During a game against the Canada Moist Talkers on Season 6, Day 14, Morse siphoned baserunning stats from Moist Talkers pitcher Ortiz Morse due to Blooddrain weather. This increased Dickerson Morse's total baserunning to .
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Morse has been tapping a message on his shoes in Morse code as part of his warm-up ritual. This was only recently noticed, and the message is as of yet incomplete. The speed and complexity of the code has led to several interpretations.
Morse cuts the sleeves off his jerseys to better accommodate his large frame. When Mints management offered to make custom sleeveless uniforms, Morse reportedly responded with "It's about the process, the act of creation".
Morse currently holds the Internet League Blaseball records for bench press at 415 kg.
Morse prefers any song by Tap Dogs for his walk-up music. He says the soothing rhythms remind him of his time working in a telegraph office, many years ago.
Side Work
When not batting, Morse works a side job as a private investigator. The majority of his time is spent investigating shoe thefts after Charleston games. He has self-published his early exploits, which he sells at the Steaks Pro Shop to support Youths Without Rhythm. Each volume costs $5.99 or 60 squats: Dickerson Morse and the Case of the Missing Mint, Dickerson Morse Gets the Boot and From Bad to Morse.
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