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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]]. Short has played for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] and [[New York Millennials]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Core Mechanics]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Short has played for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[New York Millennials]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Boston Flowers]], [[Hades Tigers]], [[Dallas Steaks]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Short joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Seattle Garages]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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Short joined the [[ILB]] as a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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During the [[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8 elections]], Short joined the [[Yellowstone Magic]]'s active roster in exchange for [[Terrell Bradley]] as a result of the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''']] blessing. This made Short the first player to exit the Shadows to join the league as an active player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|8#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short joined the [[Yellowstone Magic]]'s active roster in exchange for [[Terrell Bradley]] as a result of the {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick'''}} blessing. This made Short the first player to exit the Shadows to join the league as an active player.
  
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On [[Season 10]], Day 54, some of Short's hitting ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] lineup player [[Richardson Games]] to add a Ball to the count in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 54, some of Short's hitting ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] lineup player [[Richardson Games]] to add a Ball to the count in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Short played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Short played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a pitcher.
  
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On [[Season 12]], Day 1, during a game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with star pitcher [[PolkaDot Patterson]] on the mound, Short accrued two Strikes, 112 Foul Balls, and one Ball before striking out looking at their first at-bat in the new era of Blaseball. By the end of the season, Short ended up breaking the record for most foul balls in a season with a total of 2345.<ref>Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet (March 5, 2021). [https://twitter.com/BiffIfh/status/1367973087245987844 "The Chorby Short Pitch Count Charts of Season 12"]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210308050703/https://twitter.com/BiffIfh/status/1367973087245987844 Archived].</ref> During the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Yellowstone Magic received the [[Season_12#Blessings_2|'''Summoning Circle''']] blessing, which increased Short's batting from {{Star Rating|1}} to {{Star Rating|2}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 1, during a game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] with star pitcher [[PolkaDot Patterson]] on the mound, Short accrued two Strikes, 112 Foul Balls, and one Ball before striking out looking at their first at-bat in the new era of Blaseball. By the end of the season, Short ended up breaking the record for most foul balls in a season with a total of 2345.<ref>Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet (March 5, 2021). [https://twitter.com/BiffIfh/status/1367973087245987844 "The Chorby Short Pitch Count Charts of Season 12"]. [http://web.archive.org/web/20210308050703/https://twitter.com/BiffIfh/status/1367973087245987844 Archived].</ref> During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Yellowstone Magic received the {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings_2|'''Summoning Circle'''}} blessing, which increased Short's batting from {{Star Rating|1}} to {{Star Rating|2}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, all of Short's abilities increased by {{Star Rating|1.5}} except for defense which increased {{Star Rating|1}} as a result of the Magic's {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} Election, Short's hitting was boosted to 4.3{{Star Rating|1}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|'''Precognition'''}} blessing. Short also gained the {{ModLink|Homebody}} modification as a result of the Magic's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Trust'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|15}}, Day 30, [[York Silk]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]] hit a ground out to Short, causing Short to be {{ModLink|Observed}}. Later, after play ended on Day 33, Short disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were [[Investigation|'''Redacted''']]. During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, the [[Yellowstone Magic]] attempted to {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} Short, but Short remained Redacted, and gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} modification as well.
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On {{BetaSeason|16}}, Day 37, Short exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at the [[Crabitat]], losing {{ModLink|Redacted}} and gaining the {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification. Upon being batted in by [[Mullen Peterson]], Short joined the [[New York Millennials]]' bench.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short joined the [[New York Millennials]]' active roster as a result of the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Foreshadow}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short's {{ModLink|Unstable}} modification was rerolled to {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} via the Millennials' {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will. Short was then immediately traded to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Castillo Turner]] via the Millennials' {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short was traded back to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Castillo Turner]] as a result of the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} Will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
  
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During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], all of Short's abilities increased by {{Star Rating|1.5}} except for defense which increased {{Star Rating|1}} as a result of the Magic's [[Season 13#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short was traded back to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Castillo Turner]] as a result of the Millennials' {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} Will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
  
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]] Election, Short's hitting was boosted to 4.3{{Star Rating|1}} as a result of the [[Season 14#Election Results|'''Precognition''']] blessing. Short also gained the {{ModLink|Homebody}} modification as a result of the Magic's [[Season 14#Wills|'''Trust''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Short retreated to the Flowers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Wade Howe]] as a result of the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Swap'''}} will. Short was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Castillo Turner]] as a result of the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, becoming a lineup player in the process, before retreating again to the Flowers' Shadows as a result of the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
  
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On [[Season 15]], Day 30, [[York Silk]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]] hit a ground out to Short, causing Short to be {{ModLink|Observed}}. Later, after play ended on Day 33, Short disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were [[Investigation|'''Redacted''']]. During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the [[Yellowstone Magic]] attempted to [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] Short, but Short remained Redacted, and gained the {{ModLink|Unstable}} modification as well.
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On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 3, Short rejoined the Flowers' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Dunn Keyes]] as a result of [[Boston Garden]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. On Day 8, Short traded their [[Items#Modification_Elements|Traitor Concrete Socks of Strength]] for [[Glabe Moon]]'s [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']]. On Day 9, Short then began {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roaming}}.
  
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On [[Season 16]], Day 37, Short exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at the [[Crabitat]], losing {{ModLink|Redacted}} and gaining the {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification. Upon being batted in by [[Mullen Peterson]], Short joined the [[New York Millennials]]' bench.
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After roaming four times, (to [[New York Millennials|Millenials]], [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]], [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands|Jazz Hands]] respectively), the fifth base was stolen from Short by Tigers Pitcher [[Dunlap Figueroa]] on {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 43, leaving Short playing for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
  
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During the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], Short joined the [[New York Millennials]]' active roster as a result of the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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Short ended the [[Expansion Era]] with 5.6{{Star Rating|1}} in Batting, 5{{Star Rating|1}} in Pitching, 6.8{{Star Rating|1}} in Baserunning, and 4.5{{Star Rating|1}} in Defense. Short had [[Items|Hard Shoes]] and the '''[[Homebody]]''', '''[[Attractor]]''', '''[[Friend of Crows]]''', '''[[Triple Threat]]''', and '''[[Underperforming]]''' modifications.
  
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During the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], Short's {{ModLink|Unstable}} modification was rerolled to {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} via the Millennials' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] will. Short was then immediately traded to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Castillo Turner]] via the Millennials' [[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.
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During the November 4, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Short fell to the [[Core Mechanics]]. On [[Season 1]], Day 1 of the Return(s), Short became a pitcher for the Mechanics.
  
 
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''<small>For more fanfiction, see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Chorby%20Short/works Chorby Short tag] on AO3.</small>''
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39881442 The King and the Frog] by DDDragoni - Chorby Short is not happy about the Magic's recent recruitment of [[King Weatherman]].
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File:Chorby by gracie.png|Chorby by {{Twitter|name=graciedarts}}
 
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File:ClayChorby.gif|Clay Chorby Short by {{Twitter|name=makeriris}}
 
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File:111ChorbyShort.png|Mini-Blaseballer by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
 
File:IMG 6486.jpg|magical girl chorby by {{Twitter|name=oceanblanks}}
 
File:IMG 6486.jpg|magical girl chorby by {{Twitter|name=oceanblanks}}
 
File:Chorby by gummywyrm.png|Enjoying coffee with cream and sugar, by {{Twitter|name=heroboof}}
 
File:Chorby by gummywyrm.png|Enjoying coffee with cream and sugar, by {{Twitter|name=heroboof}}
 
File:Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Bonk, by batfights
 
File:Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Bonk, by batfights
 
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File:Chorbs by larkine.png|by [https://twitter.com/_larkine '''larkine''']
 
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File:Tlopps Chorby Short (Goatkeeper.png).png|A Tlopps card of Chorby (by Goatkeeper.png)
 
File:Tlopps Chorby Short (Goatkeeper.png).png|A Tlopps card of Chorby (by Goatkeeper.png)
 
File:PudgeChorby gracie.png|Chorby and [[Pudge Nakamoto|Pudge]] getting ice cream after a game by '''[https://twitter.com/graciedarts/status/1316568502396952583 @graciedarts]'''
 
File:PudgeChorby gracie.png|Chorby and [[Pudge Nakamoto|Pudge]] getting ice cream after a game by '''[https://twitter.com/graciedarts/status/1316568502396952583 @graciedarts]'''
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File:Chorby Short (@dipppitydoop).png|Chorby Short, by @dipppitydoop on Twitter
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File:Chorby Short (@dipppitydoop).png|Chorby Short<br />by @dipppitydoop on Twitter
 
File:Chorby Short SetsunaRyn.png|Art of Chorby with her sourdough baseball bat. By {{Twitter|name=SetsunaRyn}}
 
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File:Chorby Short-IF-24.889.png|Chorby Short/IF-24.889<br />by {{Twitter|name=djfox311}}
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File:How about more of those Precogs?.png|alt=A digital drawing of Chorby Short (a humanish frog), Kurt Crueller (a horned jackalope person), and Tiana Wheeler (a shadow person) seeing visions of the future Flooding, with lightning crackling in their eyes. Their visions include an angry Consumer (bull shark), a filing cabinet labeled \"REDACTED/ATTRACTED,\" and MVP medals weighing Jimmy Mora and Wyatt Glover down. Stars rain down behind them.|The Magic [[Kurt Crueller|Precog]] [[Tiana Wheeler|Trio]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}}
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File:A Chat.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sutton Bishop, a goose-like being with tentacle legs having a conversation with Chorby Short, a small green frog in a wizard hat with stars on it.|A Chat with [[Sutton Bishop]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/moliwogs/status/1406850026328915969 @moliwogs]'''
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File:ChorbyShort ID Card.png|Chorby Short's Jazz Hands ID card, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}
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File:ChorbyShort ID Portrait.png|Chorby Short's Jazz Hands ID portrait, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}
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File:Chorbyshort 0NO.png|by Eli ([https://twitter.com/electronicbeth/status/1366822299823976448 '''@electronicbeth'''])
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File:Chorbyshort mills.png|alt=A drawing of Chorby Short from blaseball in her human form. She is a young, fat woman with short green hair that covers her eyes. Her hair is up in two buns that have eyes on them. She is wearing a magical girl outfit that consists of overalls that have a lily pad shaped skirt, a shirt with poofy sleeves, shorts, and timbs.|by Eli ([https://twitter.com/electronicbeth/status/1383598121268043783 '''@electronicbeth'''])
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File:Chorb.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Chorby Short in frog form, with hugely over-exaggerated large pleading eyes, wearing a red wizard hat.|by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CP6nM_nl7A9/ '''@rubiqunda''']
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File:Queen of Wands 🃏 Chorby Short.jpg|alt=Chorby Short depicted in yellow and red as the queen of wands.|''Queen of Wands''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1484688091256348672 '''@birbteef''']
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File:Chorby Short Tlopps Card Jazz Hands.png|A Tlopps card of Chorby Short of [[Chorby_Short/IF-59.561|IF-59.561]], by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}, with border by Rocketknife
 
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Chorby Short is a pitcher for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Short has played for the Yellowstone Magic, New York Millennials, Hawai'i Fridays, Boston Flowers, Hades Tigers, Dallas Steaks, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Records

Short joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β8 elections, Short joined the Yellowstone Magic's active roster in exchange for Terrell Bradley as a result of the Lottery Pick blessing. This made Short the first player to exit the Shadows to join the league as an active player.

On Season β10, Day 54, some of Short's hitting ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves lineup player Richardson Games to add a Ball to the count in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Coffee Cup, Short played for Cream & Sugar United as a pitcher.

On Season β12, Day 1, during a game against the Canada Moist Talkers with star pitcher PolkaDot Patterson on the mound, Short accrued two Strikes, 112 Foul Balls, and one Ball before striking out looking at their first at-bat in the new era of Blaseball. By the end of the season, Short ended up breaking the record for most foul balls in a season with a total of 2345.[1] During the Season β12 elections, the Yellowstone Magic received the Summoning Circle blessing, which increased Short's batting from to .

During the Season β13 elections, all of Short's abilities increased by except for defense which increased as a result of the Magic's Infuse will.

During the Season β14 elections Election, Short's hitting was boosted to 4.3 as a result of the Precognition blessing. Short also gained the Homebody modification as a result of the Magic's Trust will.

On Season β15, Day 30, York Silk of the Baltimore Crabs hit a ground out to Short, causing Short to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 33, Short disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were Redacted. During the Season β15 elections, the Yellowstone Magic attempted to Plunder Short, but Short remained Redacted, and gained the Unstable modification as well.

On Season β16, Day 37, Short exited the Secret Base at the Crabitat, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Mullen Peterson, Short joined the New York Millennials' bench.

During the Season β16 elections, Short joined the New York Millennials' active roster as a result of the Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season β17 elections, Short's Unstable modification was rerolled to Friend of Crows via the Millennials' Reform will. Short was then immediately traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Castillo Turner via the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season β20 elections, Short was traded back to the New York Millennials in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

During the Season β21 elections, Short was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season β22 elections, Short retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Wade Howe as a result of the Flowers' Swap will. Short was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process, before retreating again to the Flowers' Shadows as a result of the Flowers' Move will.

On Season β23, Day 3, Short rejoined the Flowers' pitching rotation in exchange for Dunn Keyes as a result of Boston Garden's Fax Machine. On Day 8, Short traded their Traitor Concrete Socks of Strength for Glabe Moon's The Fifth Base. On Day 9, Short then began super roaming.

After roaming four times, (to Millenials, Tigers, Steaks, and Jazz Hands respectively), the fifth base was stolen from Short by Tigers Pitcher Dunlap Figueroa on Season β23, Day 43, leaving Short playing for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Short ended the Expansion Era with 5.6 in Batting, 5 in Pitching, 6.8 in Baserunning, and 4.5 in Defense. Short had Hard Shoes and the Homebody, Attractor, Friend of Crows, Triple Threat, and Underperforming modifications.

During the November 4, 2022 Fall Ball, Short fell to the Core Mechanics. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Short became a pitcher for the Mechanics.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Chorby Short Files

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A Sweet Indefinite

Chorby Short was awakened by the Yellowstone Magic during the Season-8 Election Campfire and Music Festival in Seattle. She--the being has made it known that they prefer "she"--was discovered in a particularly anomalous region of Seattle, in a fugue-like state. Chorby showed a natural affinity for magical acts, and as the Team performed increasingly complicated spells, her now-normal upbeat attitude and erratic movement began to emerge.

Chorby has shown a strong affinity for pastel colors and soft fabric. She clothes herself in approximation of the Magical Girls she is fond of watching on television, and will often cast spells with alternative names to more closely mirror her idols. It is hypothesized that Chorby is very susceptible to the influence of media; a week-long binge of pro-wrestling and the Dragonball anime have permanently impacted Chorby's daily routine. For this reason, rangers closely monitor the media that she is allowed to access. Chorby exhibits psychosis-like symptoms in which she is unable to tell the difference between media and reality, and could be driven to unwittingly commit acts of harm. She has no traditional understanding of morality, her worldview shaped entirely by the examples in television, novels, and the radio. Chorby does not respond well to traditional teaching, nor real-world interaction. If a desired concept is to be taught, rangers apply for an animation to be made according to specially-prepared scripts.

In one notable incident, a lesson on anatomy was prepared by staff, without proper proofreading. The following day, Chorby was observed celebrating her dismemberment and dissection of several parkpark animals. Rangers approached Chorby for questioning, which resulted in [redacted]. The guidelines for media creation and interpersonal interaction with Chorby Short were drafted shortly thereafter.


Short, Surreal

Chorby Short is often described as frog-like. Indeed, she appears as a 106.6cm-tall humanoid with traits resembling an anthropomorphic member of the Order Anura. An incomplete list includes: broad mouth, elongated webbed digits, squat face, meter-long tongue, exaggerated leg-body proportions, moist green epidermis, vocal sac. Chorby has additionally demonstrated the ability to create an adhesive secretion.

Her stature and light voice sometimes seem at-odds with her demeanor, as exposure to media has allowed her to develop a sort of "protagonist focus" in which she becomes quite stoic and determined to complete whatever task she has fixated upon. When she is not in this state, her personality has been described as jovial. Chorby is easily excitable, and loves to run laps while she commandeers conversations.

The most concerning part of Chorby's physiology is an adherence to what rangers have named "Toon-Physics." Her body is seemingly immune to physical harm, and able to alter shape according to stimuli. Chorby Short is unable to feel pain, but reports a discomfort when misshapen. Despite the light-hearted nomenclature, the reality of Chorby's physical changes are often quite gruesome: viscera, blood, and bone are often seen leaving the flesh, or becoming violently misshapen before returning to their established shape. Chorby has sometimes used this trait for means other than survival, such as flattening and extruding herself beneath a locked door.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, see the Chorby Short tag on AO3.

References

  1. ↑ Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet (March 5, 2021). "The Chorby Short Pitch Count Charts of Season 12". Archived.


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