Core Mechanics/Season 14

🛠️ Core Mechanics
Season 14
Dates	March 15, 2021 - March 21, 2021
← Previous	Season 13
Next →	Season 15
Results
Overall Record	40-59
Wins	41
Partytime	Day 87
Divine Favor	4
Division	5th in Mild High
League	9th in Mild League
ILB Placement	20th overall
Modifiers	Maintenance ModeWhenever a Player on this Team is Impaired, they'll receive the Fourth Out for the remainder of the game.  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β13 LS03 + Wyatt Mason XI 🛠️ Renovation (🛠️) Psychoacoustics β13 7703 - Wyatt Mason XI 🛠️ Static
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Pillars will now have more Coffee Threes. +  PsychoAcoustics
Wills
Trust   Lady Matsuyama   +  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise. Infuse   Jolene Willowtree   10.9 → 15.7
Blessings
Over Salted   +  Over Salted Min-Maxing   Gia Holbrook   +  MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.   Jasper Ji-Eun   +  MinimalistThis Player plays 75% worse at Maximum Blaseball.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Mira Lemma Jasper Ji-Eun Lady Matsuyama Bees Taswell Kelvin Drumsolo Gia Holbrook Bottles Suljak Adelaide Judochop Evelton McBlase II	Zoey Kirchner Torus McGhee Shirai McElroy Mindy Kugel Jolene Willowtree
Shadows
Ovid Schofield Arches Candle Spiff Piazza Quinns Jespersen Rufus Kiddo Eddie Nakatamo Kaj Murphy Cravel Gesundheit Foxy Pebble Kelvin Andante Kofi Gildehaus