Core Mechanics/Season 24

🛠️ Core Mechanics
Season 24
Dates	July 26, 2021 - August 1, 2021
← Previous	Season 23
Next →	N/A
Results
Overall Record	45-53
Wins	16
Divine Favor	19
Division	---- in Glood Desert
League	---- in Glood League
ILB Placement	Sand overall
Modifiers	Maintenance ModeWhenever a Player on this Team is Impaired, they'll receive the Fourth Out for the remainder of the game.  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Condensed Floor PlansGrandiosity is 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.  Sun(Sun) SupernovaIn Supernova Eclipse weather, both players and teams can be incinerated.  Black Hole (Black Hole)  Pulsar (Pulsar)
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β24 2403 - Bees Taswell 🛠️ Redaction β24 2603 - Christian Combs 🛠️ Redaction
Postseason
Other Events	+  Scattered

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Bees Taswell Mindy Kugel Christian Combs Kelvin Drumsolo Adelaide Judochop Cannonball Sports	Jolene Willowtree Gia Holbrook Augusto Reddick Zoey Kirchner
Shadows
Ovid Schofield Arches Candle Kofi Gildehaus Spiff Piazza Ilane Snart Manu Candle Fenry Eggburt Quinns Jespersen Rufus Kiddo Mira Lemma Eddie Nakatamo Kaj Murphy Bottles Suljak Jasper Ji-Eun Kelvin Andante Shirai McElroy Allan Kranch Meera Tables Izuki Clark Rhys Rivera Göran Bobson