Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 9

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 9
Dates	October 5, 2020-October 11,2020
← Previous	Season 8
Next →	Season 10
Results
Overall Record	46–53
Wins	46
Partytime	Day 97
Divine Favor	1
Division	3rd in Wild High
League	6th in Wild League
ILB Placement	13th overall
Modifiers	Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.
Total Steals	77
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Blessings
Fifth Base Bubble The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High The Shame Bubble Shame on the Breckenridge Jazz Hands! +  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
Post-election
Other Events	Walton Sports +  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out. Combs Estes +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Steph Weeks +  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.

Season β9 would be another calm season for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, who did not go on to the postseason and would instead enter Party Time on Day 97. While winning no blessings, the Jazz Hands would have Walton Sports gain  Friend of Crows, Combs Estes gain  Siphon, and Steph Weeks gain  Fire Eater in relation to the Forecast Decrees.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tamara Crankit Conrad Vaughan Collins Melon Steph Weeks Elijah Valenzuela Baby Doyle Stephens Lightner Kathy Mathews Holden Stanton	Combs Estes Lowe Forbes Walton Sports Agan Harrison Campos Arias
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Howell Rocha Marco Winner Bauer Zimmerman Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Spears Rogers Cote Rodgers

Season Events

Roster Changes

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Forecast: Birds passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • SEVERE MURMURATION WARNING IN THIS AREA
    • Walton Sports became a  Friend of Crows.
• Forecast: Blooddrain passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • SEVERE BLOODDRAIN WARNING IN THIS AREA
    • Combs Estes became a  Siphon.
• Forecast: Eclipse passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • SEVERE SOLAR ECLIPSE WARNING
    • Steph Weeks became a  Fire Eater.

Blessings

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands won no blessings, but were affected by blessings won by other teams.

• Fifth Base Bubble blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  
  • The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High.
  • The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
• The Shame Bubble blessed the Boston Flowers.
  
  • The Shame Bubble protects the Wild Low.
  • Shame on the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!
  • The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.

Season Overview

During Season 9, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 3rd in Wild High, 6th in Wild League, and 13th overall with a 46-53 record. The Jazz Hands entered Party Time on Day 88.

The Jazz Hands won no blessings in the election, but were protected from having The Fifth Base installed in their ballpark. Walton Sports, Combs Estes, and Steph Weeks all received a new modification in relation to the forecast decrees, as did players on every other team.