Brock Forbes

Brock Forbes
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	MildPitchers with Mild have a chance of throwing a Mild Pitch. The pitch is automatically a ball and all baserunners will advance.
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Playing fetch
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	67
Soulscream	UOEOEUOEOEUIEAEIIEAEIIEEAHAEEAHAEUUAEEUUAEEUOAAXOOAAXOOXHIXUXHIXUXXXAIAXXAIAXIXAEIIXAEII

Brock Forbes is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs who has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Forbes received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 6, Day 1, Forbes's batting ability was siphoned by Yellowstone Magic batter Annie Roland in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to . Forbes was the first to be subject to Blooddrain's weather effects.

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Chants

• "Can't stop the Brock"
• "Brock our Rock"

In Literature

Runolfio Peeper, the Crabs Poet Laureate, wrote the following ditty about Forbes:

A haze of smoke drifts from the pitcher’s mound
Where Brock (or “Fat Joint”) Forbes can now be found.
All know performance boosting drugs are banned
But drugs that make you worse? Those are just grand!

In terms of blaseball rankings Brock is meager
His bat is weak—his blunt is the big leaguer
Dazed and high, Brock often flunks his pitch
But measured by his chill Forbes is thrice rich.

Trivia

• Brock can frequently be seen spacing out on the pitcher's mound before a pitch.

Fan Art

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  Art by @Glassgoblin

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  The wedding of Brock and Adalberto Tosser, art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by Toasthaste