Blood Hamburger

Blood Hamburger
Hamburger as of Season 3, by @shenaniglenn
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Shadowed
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat.  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary
Dates Active	Aug 6, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Eating grass
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	50
Soulscream	IEAEEIEAEEIIEAHAIEAHAIIAEHIIAEHIIUUAIUUUAIUU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them, He/Him
Nickname(s)	The Burg
Language(s)	Suffering
Species	Meat(?) Entity
Horse	Less Than 12% Horse Meat As Required By EU Law
Other Background Information
Catchphrase	"Meat Is Murder And So Am I"
Likes	Blood, Veggie burgers
Dislikes	Unblood, Hamburgers, Tillman Henderson
Shoe-Stealing Specialty	Saddle Shoes

Blood Hamburger is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 3. Hamburger has been in the Shoe Thieves' Shadows since Season 13.

Official League Records

Hamburger joined the league on Season 3, Day 75, after the incineration of Blankenship Fischer in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos.

During the Season 6 elections, the Charleston Shoe Thieves received the Mutually Arising blessing that provided a 2% overall increase to stats, but it did not impact Hamburger’s star rating.

On Season 8, Day 98, Hamburger gained a star in batting, pitching, and baserunning due to Enhanced Party Time.

On Season 10, Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Baldwin Breadwinner, dropping it from to .

On Season 10, Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Lang Richardson, dropping it from to .

In the Season 10 elections, Hamburger received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof.

Hamburger was moved to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield during the Season 13 elections via the Foreshadow will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Media Recognition

Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.

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Gallery

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  Season 3 card, by @shenaniglenn

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  by @kyl_armstrong

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  by @Sir5000

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by @shenaniglenn

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  Blood and Inky Rutledge in @BlaseballPolls DEVOB tournament by @shenaniglenn

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  Blood taking a siesta with former Shoe Thieves Beasley Gloom and Joe Voorhees by @shenaniglenn