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===Currently available ice cream flavours=== | ===Currently available ice cream flavours=== | ||
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| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Blackberry</option><option>Blueberry</option><option>Cramberry</option><option>Cranberry</option><option>Curly Strawberry</option><option>Gooseberry</option><option>Infraredberry</option><option>Jenandberry</option><option>Lingonberry</option><option>Scramberry</option><option>Strawbebby</option><option>Strawberry</option><option>Tealberry</option></choose> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Blackberry</option><option>Blueberry</option><option>Cramberry</option><option>Cranberry</option><option>Curly Strawberry</option><option>Elderberry</option><option>Gooseberry</option><option>Infraredberry</option><option>Jenandberry</option><option>Lingonberry</option><option>Maryberry</option><option>Rawberry</option><option>Scramberry</option><option>Strawbebby</option><option>Strawberry</option><option>Tealberry</option></choose> |
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*Mint <choose uncached=""><option>Asphalt</option><option>Hot Sauce</option><option>Lavender</option><option>Pea</option><option>Peanut Butter</option><option>Potato Chip</option><option>and Lamb</option></choose> Swirl | *Mint <choose uncached=""><option>Asphalt</option><option>Hot Sauce</option><option>Lavender</option><option>Pea</option><option>Peanut Butter</option><option>Potato Chip</option><option>and Lamb</option></choose> Swirl | ||
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| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Auntie's Microwaved Yams</option><option>Brassica</option><option>Celery</option><option>Cherry Tomato Vanilla</option><option>Cordyceps</option><option>Corn</option><option>Cucumber</option><option>Ergot</option><option>Ginger</option><option>Kimchi</option><option>Mushroom</option><option>Onion</option><option>Peanut</option><option>Peanut (Allergic)</option><option>Pickles</option><option>Pollen</option><option>Potato</option><option>Potato (With Eyes)</option><option>Pumpkin</option><option>Salad</option><option>Sauerkraut</option><option>Tomato</option><option>Unspecified Gourd</option></choose> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Auntie's Microwaved Yams</option><option>Brassica</option><option>Celery</option><option>Cherry Tomato Vanilla</option><option>Cordyceps</option><option>Corn</option><option>Cucumber</option><option>Ergot</option><option>Fly Agaric</option><option>Ginger</option><option>Kimchi</option><option>Mushroom</option><option>Onion</option><option>Peanut</option><option>Peanut (Allergic)</option><option>Pickles</option><option>Pollen</option><option>Potato</option><option>Potato (With Eyes)</option><option>Pumpkin</option><option>Salad</option><option>Sauerkraut</option><option>Tomato</option><option>Unspecified Gourd</option></choose> |
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*<choose uncached=""><option>Bat</option><option>Bison</option><option>Black Pudding</option><option>Caviar</option><option>Cheese</option><option>Cream</option><option>Deer</option><option>Egg</option><option>Gagh</option><option>Gummy Worm</option><option>Milk</option><option>Ostrich</option><option>Pumpernickel</option><option>Rye</option><option>Sand Worm</option><option>Sirloin Steak</option><option>Soft Cheese</option><option>Spicy Milk</option><option>Twelve-Egg</option><option>Wolf</option></choose> | *<choose uncached=""><option>Bat</option><option>Bison</option><option>Black Pudding</option><option>Caviar</option><option>Cheese</option><option>Cream</option><option>Deer</option><option>Egg</option><option>Gagh</option><option>Gummy Worm</option><option>Milk</option><option>Ostrich</option><option>Pumpernickel</option><option>Rye</option><option>Sand Worm</option><option>Sirloin Steak</option><option>Soft Cheese</option><option>Spicy Milk</option><option>Twelve-Egg</option><option>Wolf</option></choose> | ||
Revision as of 06:27, 18 June 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Basking Robins is a ice cream parlour in Hellmouth.
Description
Well-situated in the midtown commercial district on Old 191, Basking Robins is located approximately 500m south of the Solarium and is a popular spot for locals to grab a snack after a community event held in the ballpark. A sunny courtyard backing onto the bottomless maw of the Hellmouth itself is well-apportioned, sporting comfortable seating and slabs of luxurious granite for sunbathers. Their "fireproof, non-melting" ice cream is a noted favourite of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Miguel James.
The store is owned and operated by Stormdrain "Accolades" Filimore, a bird-lizard person who also runs an underground fighting ring for birds from the store's basement. In response to concerns raised by animal welfare groups, the Hellmouth Feadtheration of Pugilist Avians issued a statement that "nobody's making us fight down there, we actually enjoy it and it's great to let steam off."
Mainstream coverage of the sport remains limited, though enjoys a small but dedicated fan following within Hellmouth. Monthly bouts organised by Boxer Robins, an endemic Hellmouth Fauna, are one of the more popular events. Despite the name, knock-out tournaments are far more popular than round robins (though all tournament brackets are seeded, per HFPA regulations).
Flavours
Basking Robins boasts an ever-rotating selection of "flavours", catering to the diverse tastes, dietary requirements, and sensory ranges exhibited by the citizens of Hellmouth. Basking Robins guarantees 1,312 flavours are always available, though the majority of customers will lack the sensory capacity to perceive all available flavours at once.
Currently available ice cream flavours
- Maryberry
- Mint and Lamb Swirl
- Durian
- Metamorphic
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Hot
- Peanut
- Black Pudding
- Rococo
- Ooze
- Quantum
- Cherry Vanilla
- Hardwood
- Dippin' Duds
- Nostalgia
- Steam
- Dealer's Choice
- Pog
- Hell's Best SumBeans
- Graveyard
- Crisp Autumn Breeze
- Burnt Beans
- Number 87: Lactose- and Carbon- Free!
Ice Beans
As well as the perennial favourite SumBean-flavoured ice cream, Basking Robins also serves a delicious, frozen product crafted from the Hellmouth delicacy itself. The current flavour range consists of:
- BBQ
- Pinto
- Black
- Refried
- Pancake Syrup
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