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===Currently available ice cream flavours=== | ===Currently available ice cream flavours=== | ||
| − | *Strawbebby | + | <!-- Berries --> |
| − | *Mint <choose uncached=""><option> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Blackberry</option><option>Blueberry</option><option>Cramberry</option><option>Cranberry</option><option>Curly Strawberry</option><option>Gooseberry</option><option>Infraredberry</option><option>Jenandberry</option><option>Lingonberry</option><option>Scramberry</option><option>Strawbebby</option><option>Strawberry</option><option>Tealberry</option></choose> |
| − | *Orange | + | <!-- Mint Blank Chip --> |
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Igneous</option><option> | + | *Mint <choose uncached=""><option>Asphalt</option><option>Hot Sauce</option><option>Lavender</option><option>Pea</option><option>Peanut Butter</option><option>Potato Chip</option><option>and Lamb</option></choose> Swirl |
| + | <!-- Other Fruits --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option></option><option>Apple</option><option>Alternating Currant</option><option>Banana</option><option>Bananana</option><option>Banananana</option><option>Bananananana</option><option>Banananananana</option><option>Durian</option><option>Grape</option><option>Kumquat</option><option>Lemon-Lime</option><option>Mango Kiwi Tropical Swirl</option><option>Mistletoe</option><option>Moving Raisin</option><option>Nagomi Guava</option><option>Nightshade</option><option>Orange</option><option>Papaya</option><option>Planetfruit</option><option>Raisin</option><option>Starfruit</option><option>Sunfruit</option></choose> | ||
| + | <!-- Rocks --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Igneous</option><option>Metamorphic</option><option>Moon Rock</option><option>Pint of Quartz</option><option>Rock Music</option><option>Sand</option><option>Sand (Imported)</option><option>Sedimentary</option><option>Trinitite</option> | ||
| + | </choose> | ||
*{{Fog|Mint Chocolate Chip}} | *{{Fog|Mint Chocolate Chip}} | ||
*Hot | *Hot | ||
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option> | + | <!-- Vegetables and Fungi --> |
| − | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Auntie's Microwaved Yams</option><option>Brassica</option><option>Celery</option><option>Cherry Tomato Vanilla</option><option>Cordyceps</option><option>Corn</option><option>Cucumber</option><option>Ergot</option><option>Ginger</option><option>Kimchi</option><option>Mushroom</option><option>Onion</option><option>Pickles</option><option>Pollen</option><option>Potato</option><option>Potato (With Eyes)</option><option>Pumpkin</option><option>Salad</option><option>Sauerkraut</option><option>Tomato</option><option>Unspecified Gourd</option></choose> | |
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option> | + | <!-- Meats, Cheeses, Breads, Other Foods --> |
| − | * | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Bat</option><option>Bison</option><option>Black Pudding</option><option>Caviar</option><option>Cheese</option><option>Cream</option><option>Deer</option><option>Egg</option><option>Gagh</option><option>Gummy Worm</option><option>Milk</option><option>Ostrich</option><option>Pumpernickel</option><option>Rye</option><option>Sand Worm</option><option>Sirloin Steak</option><option>Soft Cheese</option><option>Twelve-Egg</option><option>Wolf</option></choose> |
| + | <!-- Art --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Art Deco</option><option>Bauhaus</option><option>Baroque</option><option>Cubism</option><option>Dada</option><option>Pointillism</option><option>Rococo</option></choose> | ||
*[[Ooze]] | *[[Ooze]] | ||
| − | + | <!-- Science --> | |
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>AC</option><option>Acetylcholinesterase</option><option>Acidic</option><option>Antimatter</option><option>Basic</option><option>Charm</option><option>DC</option><option>Deatomized</option><option>Epinephrine</option><option>In-Phase</option><option>Lepton</option><option>Out-Of-Phase</option><option>Quantum</option><option>Quark</option><option>Spironolactone</option><option>Strange</option><option>Tachyon</option><option>Void</option><option>White Noise</option><option>eDensity</option><option>mRNA</option></choose> |
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*Cherry Vanilla | *Cherry Vanilla | ||
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Denim</option><option>Paper</option><option> | + | <!-- Materials --> |
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>100% Recycled Materials</option><option>Aerogel</option><option>Aluminum</option><option>Bubble Wrap</option><option>Chlorine Trifluoride</option><option>Corinthian Leather</option><option>Denim</option><option>Fancy Paper</option><option>Fordite</option><option>Glass</option><option>Hardwood</option><option>Leatherette</option><option>Naugahyde</option><option>Paper</option><option>Upholstery</option><option>Warm Leatherette</option><option>Wet Book</option><option>Zipper</option></choose> | ||
*Dippin' Duds | *Dippin' Duds | ||
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*Nostalgia | *Nostalgia | ||
| − | *Same Kind You Got Last Time | + | <!-- Water --> |
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Dry Ice</option><option>Gutter Water</option><option>Hard Water</option><option>Hot Dog Water</option><option>Hot Ice</option><option>Ice</option><option>Ice-Nine</option><option>Pepper Water</option><option>Pond Water</option><option>Rosewater</option><option>Salt Water</option><option>Snow</option><option>Steam</option><option>Wet Ice</option></choose> | ||
| + | <!-- Phrases --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Dealer's Choice</option><option>Don't Worry About It</option><option>Just Eat It</option><option>Just Like {{Spoiler|You}} Used To Make</option><option>Same Kind You Got Last Time</option><option>Try It, You'll Like It</option><option>Whatever We Had Lying Around</option><option>Your Favorite</option></choose> | ||
| + | <!-- Just Whatever --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>'Pataphysical</option><option>Absent</option><option>Adrenaline</option><option>Antithetical</option><option>Cinnamanuel Kant's ''A Critique of Pure Raisin Rum''</option><option>Conceptual</option><option>Cringe</option><option>Derecho</option><option>Dereferenced</option><option>Gaslight</option><option>Gatekeeping</option><option>Gazebo</option><option>Girlboss</option><option>Hermetic</option><option>Infundibulum</option><option>Intentional</option><option>Inverse</option><option>Martin Friedegger's ''Bean and Thyme''</option><option>Melatonin</option><option>Metaphorical</option><option>Metaphysical</option><option>Pog</option><option>Redacted</option><option>Scissors</option><option>Scurrilous</option><option>Static</option><option>Transparent</option><option>Unleaded</option><option>{{Spoiler|Unredacted}}</option><option>Vitamin Gummy</option></choose> | ||
*[[:File:Sumbeans.png|Hell's Best SumBeans]] | *[[:File:Sumbeans.png|Hell's Best SumBeans]] | ||
| − | *Yersinia Pistachio | + | <!-- Creepy --> |
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Moss</option><option>Petrichor</option><option> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Blaseball-Style Sundae</option><option>Bone</option><option>Casu Marzu</option><option>Cookies and Scream</option><option>Ectoplasm</option><option>Face</option><option>Flesh</option><option>Graveyard</option><option>Mint Cholera Chip</option><option>No No No No No Oh God No</option><option>Soylent Green</option><option>Teeth</option><option>Ten Thousand Eyes</option><option>Teratoma</option><option>Tormented Souls</option><option>Yersinia Pistachio</option><option>ꙮ</option><option>ＣＯＬＯＳＳＡＬ ＳＣＯＯＰ ＯＦ ＷＡＳＰ ＥＧＧＳ</option></choose> |
| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Beans on Toast</option><option>Toast on Beans</option></choose> | + | <!-- Forest --> |
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Ancient Tree Trunk</option><option>Crisp Autumn Breeze</option><option>Forest Medley</option><option>Moss</option><option>Petrichor</option><option>Sun-Dappled Meadow</option></choose> | ||
| + | <!-- Beans And/Or Toast --> | ||
| + | *<choose uncached=""><option></option><option>5,778-Bean</option><option>Beans XOR Toast</option><option>Beans on Toast</option><option>Burnt Beans</option><option>Burnt Toast</option><option>Buttered Toast</option><option>Not Even A Trace Of Beans</option><option>Orange Marmalade on Toast</option><option>Toast on Beans</option><option>Toast on Toast</option></choose> | ||
*Number 87: Lactose- ''and'' Carbon- Free! | *Number 87: Lactose- ''and'' Carbon- Free! | ||
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===Ice Beans=== | ===Ice Beans=== | ||
Revision as of 05:35, 18 June 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Basking Robins is a ice cream parlour in Hellmouth.
Description
Well-situated in the midtown commercial district on Old 191, Basking Robins is located approximately 500m south of the Solarium and is a popular spot for locals to grab a snack after a community event held in the ballpark. A sunny courtyard backing onto the bottomless maw of the Hellmouth itself is well-apportioned, sporting comfortable seating and slabs of luxurious granite for sunbathers. Their "fireproof, non-melting" ice cream is a noted favourite of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Miguel James.
The store is owned and operated by Stormdrain "Accolades" Filimore, a bird-lizard person who also runs an underground fighting ring for birds from the store's basement. In response to concerns raised by animal welfare groups, the Hellmouth Feadtheration of Pugilist Avians issued a statement that "nobody's making us fight down there, we actually enjoy it and it's great to let steam off."
Mainstream coverage of the sport remains limited, though enjoys a small but dedicated fan following within Hellmouth. Monthly bouts organised by Boxer Robins, an endemic Hellmouth Fauna, are one of the more popular events. Despite the name, knock-out tournaments are far more popular than round robins (though all tournament brackets are seeded, per HFPA regulations).
Flavours
Basking Robins boasts an ever-rotating selection of "flavours", catering to the diverse tastes, dietary requirements, and sensory ranges exhibited by the citizens of Hellmouth. Basking Robins guarantees 1,312 flavours are always available, though the majority of customers will lack the sensory capacity to perceive all available flavours at once.
Currently available ice cream flavours
- Curly Strawberry
- Mint Lavender Swirl
- Nightshade
- Rock Music
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Hot
- Kimchi
- Caviar
- Baroque
- Ooze
- Spironolactone
- Cherry Vanilla
- Zipper
- Dippin' Duds
- Nostalgia
- Wet Ice
- Your Favorite
- Metaphysical
- Hell's Best SumBeans
- Casu Marzu
- Sun-Dappled Meadow
- 5,778-Bean
- Number 87: Lactose- and Carbon- Free!
Ice Beans
As well as the perennial favourite SumBean-flavoured ice cream, Basking Robins also serves a delicious, frozen product crafted from the Hellmouth delicacy itself. The current flavour range consists of:
- BBQ
- Pinto
- Black
- Refried
- Pancake Syrup
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