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| − | *<choose uncached=""><option>Dealer's Choice</option><option>Don't Worry About It</option><option>Just A Regular Ice Cream Flavor</option><option>Just Eat It</option><option>Just Like {{Spoiler|You}} Used To Make</option><option>Oh, Whoa, How'd This One Get Out Here, Ha Ha, Just Forget You Ever Saw This</option><option>Same Kind The Last Customer Got</option><option>Same Kind The Next Customer Will Get<!-- Management Is Not Responsible For Temporal Paradoxes --></option><option>Same Kind You Got Last Time</option><option>Try It, You'll Like It</option><option>Whatever We Had Lying Around</option><option>Your Favorite</option></choose> | + | *<choose uncached=""><option>Carbonated</option><option>Dealer's Choice</option><option>Don't Worry About It</option><option>Just A Regular Ice Cream Flavor</option><option>Just Eat It</option><option>Just Like {{Spoiler|You}} Used To Make</option><option>Oh, Whoa, How'd This One Get Out Here, Ha Ha, Just Forget You Ever Saw This</option><option>Same Kind The Last Customer Got</option><option>Same Kind The Next Customer Will Get<!-- Management Is Not Responsible For Temporal Paradoxes --></option><option>Same Kind You Got Last Time</option><option>Try It, You'll Like It</option><option>Whatever We Had Lying Around</option><option>Your Favorite</option></choose> |
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*[[:File:Sumbeans.png|Hell's Best SumBeans]] | *[[:File:Sumbeans.png|Hell's Best SumBeans]] | ||
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*Number 87: Lactose- ''and'' Carbon- Free! | *Number 87: Lactose- ''and'' Carbon- Free! | ||
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===Ice Beans=== | ===Ice Beans=== | ||
Latest revision as of 23:16, 23 February 2023
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Basking Robins is a ice cream parlour in Hellmouth.
Description
Well-situated in the midtown commercial district on Old 191, Basking Robins is located approximately 500m south of the Solarium and is a popular spot for locals to grab a snack after a community event held in the ballpark. A sunny courtyard backing onto the bottomless maw of the Hellmouth itself is well-apportioned, sporting comfortable seating and slabs of luxurious granite for sunbathers. Their "fireproof, non-melting" ice cream is a noted favourite of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Miguel James.
The store is owned and operated by Stormdrain "Accolades" Filimore, a bird-lizard person who also runs an underground fighting ring for birds from the store's basement. In response to concerns raised by animal welfare groups, the Hellmouth Feadtheration of Pugilist Avians issued a statement that "nobody's making us fight down there, we actually enjoy it and it's great to let steam off."
Mainstream coverage of the sport remains limited, though enjoys a small but dedicated fan following within Hellmouth. Monthly bouts organised by Boxer Robins, an endemic Hellmouth Fauna, are one of the more popular events. Despite the name, knock-out tournaments are far more popular than round robins (though all tournament brackets are seeded, per HFPA regulations).
Flavours
Basking Robins boasts an ever-rotating selection of "flavours", catering to the diverse tastes, dietary requirements, and sensory ranges exhibited by the citizens of Hellmouth. Basking Robins guarantees 1,312 flavours are always available, though the majority of customers will lack the sensory capacity to perceive all available flavours at once.
Currently available ice cream flavours
- Strawberry
- Mint Pea Swirl
- Mistletoe
- Igneous
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Hot
- Chai
- Sand Worm
- Art Deco
- Ooze
- Basic
- Cherry Vanilla
- Fordite
- Dippin' Duds
- Pond Water
- Oh, Whoa, How'd This One Get Out Here, Ha Ha, Just Forget You Ever Saw This
- Unleaded
- Hell's Best SumBeans
- Chorby Sorbet
- Feedback
- Sphagnum Opus
- Beans XOR Toast
- Number 87: Lactose- and Carbon- Free!
New flavors are becoming available all the time, so keep checking this page!
Ice Beans
As well as the perennial favourite SumBean-flavoured ice cream, Basking Robins also serves a delicious, frozen product crafted from the Hellmouth delicacy itself. The current flavour range consists of:
- BBQ
- Pinto
- Black
- Refried
- Pancake Syrup
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| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
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| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Beam · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
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