Kaj Statter Jr.
Kaj Statter Jr. is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Season 13, Day 98.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season 13, day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second.
During the Season 13 elections, Statter Jr. gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Much of Statter’s history is currently unknown, although xe claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Xe has stated that xir family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering xem on at xir games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter has agreed that xe has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter often discusses xir family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at the Pocket on Season 13, Day 99, Statter made seas delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in seas first game by careening through the far wall of the Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in xir new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Xe became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them xemself, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made xem a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Xe also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with xir boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, sea had many bouts of dehydration during games at the Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter in the game. Recently, Statter has been seen with a localised raincloud over seas head, periodically misting shore without input. This is theorised to be seas adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr stands for Jayden Right.
- Statter has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter how xe got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter by unknown means.
- Statter is also known as Kaj “I have never before seen a blaseball in my life and I'm not starting now” Statter Jr.
Fan Works
Statter by @marcheriest
Statter by @wadecharade
Statter design by @sapphriarocks
Statter by Ash
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