Allison Abbott
Allison Abbott is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been on the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!
I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf
Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
Trivia
- Allison Abbott and San Francisco Lovers batter Kichiro Guerra are in a relationship. Their ship name is "Kiss My Bat".
Fanart
by @ArachnidArt
by @tsawac
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by @TommysArty
by @TommysArty
Abbott and Monstera discussing the possible resurrection of Hotdogfingers in Season 6, by @MLeeLunsford
- ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Park It! |