Velasquez Meadows

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Velasquez Meadows was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Meadows had been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1 and remained with the team until their incineration.

Official League Records

On Season 3, day 23, both Meadows was incinerated by a rogue umpire during a game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Jazz Hands player Ogden Mendoza was incinerated simultaneously. Meadows was succeeded by Alexander Horne.


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Personal Life

Some sources have said Meadows was an adult Giant Duneworm, however these accusations have so far gone unfounded.

During a Season 2 game, they were struck by a bolt of blinding fire. Their skin was then gleaming bronze, etched with runes and sigils that spell in a panoply of tongues: "BEWARE".

Following Horne's timely vengeance, the Ghost of Velasquez Meadows was rallied from the jaws of the Hellmouth. While their corporeal form remains incinerated, their ash clouds traverse the circles of Hellmouth Stadium offering moral support, development advice, and ancient hexes. Meadows's Ghost also serves as team manager.

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