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In Season 17, the Atlantis Georgias finished 7th in the Wild League and 14th in the ILB.

The Georgias' performance in Season 17 was similar to the previous season; same as it ever was. While fans were initially optimistic for the team's performance, tragedy once again struck during Midseason, as reliable lead-off batter Niq Nyong'o would be swept Elsewhere, star batter Hercules Alighieri would be incinerated by a Rogue Umpire and given an underwhelming replacement, and star pitcher Rigby Friedrich would swallow a stray peanut and suffer an allergic reaction.

During the Election, the Georgias shortened their lineup by moving Jon Tumblehome to the Shadows, while trading away Montgomery Bullock for star batter Fish Summer. However, an interim trade from the Baltimore Crabs would swap Summer for Wyatt Mason IV, a much worse batter who was Shelled at the time. The San Francisco Lovers would additionally trade Pitching Machine for Knight Triumphant, giving the Georgias an impressive, albeit short-lived pitcher. The Georgias would receive the Jerseys Supply Run Blessing, providing most of the team with a thin layer of extra defense.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season Events

Latesiesta

Roster changes

During Season 17, the Atlantis Georgias were subject to a Player being swept Elsewhere, a Player being incinerated, an allergic reaction, and a Player getting their blood drained. The Georgias entered Party Time on Day 91, and partied 7 times.

  • On Day 13 Knight Triumphant was Unscattered.
  • On Day 51 Niq Nyong'o was swept Elsewhere. Nyong'o returned 33 Days later on Day 84, Scattered as N-q -yong'o.
  • On Day 54 Hercules Alighieri was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire and replaced by Jon Tumblehome.
  • On Day 66 Rigby Friedrich swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a 20.8 16.9 stat decrease.
  • On Day 99 Siobhan Chark had their blood drained by Nagomi Mcdaniel, resulting in a 2.6 2 decrease to their defense.
  • On Day 91 the Atlantis Georgias entered Party Time. All Players that partied are listed below:
    • Siobhan Chark partied once on Day 92, resulting in a 10.1 11.4 stat increase.
    • Slosh Truk partied twice on Day 92 and Day 97, resulting in a total 13.9 16.3 stat increase.
    • Montgomery Bullock partied once on Day 93, resulting in a 10.5 11.7 stat increase.
    • Rigby Friedrich partied once on Day 97, resulting in a 16.9 18.2 stat increase.
    • Yurts Buttercup partied once on Day 97, resulting in a 15.7 17 stat increase.
    • Geraldine Frost partied once on Day 98, resulting in a 13.7 15 stat increase.

Notable Games

Election Outcomes

Decrees

  • Smithy passed with 968,906 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
    • FORGES FIRE
      HAMMER ANVIL
      BONDS BROKEN
      REBORN
    • The Bubble is granted a Smithy.
      • +  Smithy

Wills

Blessings

Season Overview

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.

Opening Day

Fans of the Atlantis Georgias watched the beginning of Season 17 with nervous anticipation, as their first two games would both be under Solar Eclipse weather against the Baltimore Crabs, who recently obtained the Unstable batter Chorby Soul. Fans of the Georgias feared that when Soul was incinerated, the Instability could chain to one of their own players, possibly leading to the team suffering multiple incinerations in a short period of time. At the time, the Georgias were one of the only two teams in the ILB to never suffer an incineration, and most fans were fearful that their luck had run out.

While the Georgias would luckily avoid losing any beloved players during the first two games of the Season, the Baltimore Crabs were not so lucky. Soul would be incinerated during the top of the sixth inning on Day 1, and the instability would chain to Luis Acevedo, who was pitching the next game. Acevedo would turn out to be similarly unlucky, as during the top of the eighth inning on Day 2, they would be incinerated as well.

The deaths of Soul and Acevedo were the first incinerations ever witnessed by the majority of the Team, and most of the Georgias left this series with a sense of fear, realizing just how shortly any of their lives could be cut short. Fans and teammates alike were only left with the question of which of the Georgias would be the first to go. Unfortunately, it would not take long for the team to find out.

The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Midseason

Past Opening Day, the Season continued much as normal, with fans taking particular note of the team's newest hitter: Montgomery Bullock, who rarely ever hit the ball and mostly got on base by walking. By Midseason, however, everything would begin to fall apart.

On Day 51, lead-off batter and team captain Niq Nyong'o would be swept Elsewhere in Flooding. Nyong'o was recognized by her teammates for her calm demeanor and organizational skills, and her absence left the team directionless. Not helping was the fact that as Atlantis' chosen reality anchor, her absence lead to the shattered realities of Atlantis slowly drifting apart from each other, leaving the team in a more vulnerable position. Star batter Hercules Alighieri would offer to act as interim captain until she returned, as he had helped lead the Georgias to four Championships long before the team Descended, but unfortunately, this would not last for long.

On Day 54, Alighieri would be incinerated by a Rogue Umpire, marking the team's first ever incineration. His death came to the shock of many; besides being the team's star batter, he was a legendary hero in Atlantis, and was largely thought by most to be immortal.

Taking Alighieri's place would be Jon Tumblehome, an old robot that had been discovered in notably poor condition by the researchers at the Atlantean Facility for Interdimensional Studies and Hypotheses many years prior. The researchers at AFISH, particularly Alighieri, spent long amounts of time working to repair Tumblehome, though they had yet to restore Tumblehome to full power.

Election