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Season 8
Dates	September 21, 2020 - September 27, 2020
← Previous	Season 7
Next →	Season 9
Results
Postseason	Seed: 1st Division Series: Lost 0-3 vs. 🥧
Overall Record	65-34
Partytime	Day 102
Divine Favor	16
Division	1st in Mild High
League	1st in Mild League
ILB Placement	2nd overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 08 21 - Lang Richardson + Nolanestophia Patterson 🥧 Feedback 08 42 - Cedric Spliff + Quack Enjoyable ⚾ Feedback 08 56 - Allison Abbott + Paula Mason 🥩 Feedback 08 71 - Paula Mason + Paula Turnip 🐅 Feedback 08 21 - Farrell Seagull + Summers Pony 🥧 Feedback 08 EL - Ron Monstera + Durham Spaceman 🎸 Blessing 🎸 New Kid 08 EL + Lori Boston 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Promo Code
Stat Changes
Date Change Cause 08 58 Ron Monstera drained blood from Winnie Hess   Pitching → 🎸 Blooddrain
Blessings
Forever Physical   Ron Monstera is now Stable!   +  StableStable players cannot be made Unstable. Promo Code   🎸 + Lori Boston   Home Field Advantage   +  Home Field AdvantageTeams with Home Field Advantage will start each home game with one run. New Kid   🎸 - Ron Monstera  + Durham Spaceman   Lottery Pick   ✨ - Terrell Bradley  + Chorby Short     🎸 - Chorby Short  + Terrell Bradley

In Season 8, the Seattle Garages finished first in the Mild League and second in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 1st, but were swept by the Philly Pies in their first playoff series. The Garages experienced five feedback swaps during the season, thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's  Refinanced DebtThis Player must fulfill a debt.
This player can cause other players to start Flickering.
See also: Glossary. In the Season 8 Election the Garages won a franchise record four blessings, earning a  Home Field Advantage, incinerating newly  Stable pitcher Ron Monstera, and recruiting new faces Durham Spaceman and Lori Boston to their rotation.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Farrell Seagull Cedric Spliff Greer Gwiffin Allison Abbott Lang Richardson Theodore Duende Oliver Mueller Malik Destiny Oliver Notarobot	Jaylen Hotdogfingers Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Henry Marshallow
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Mike Townsend Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 21, batter Lang Richardson was caught in the feedback and swapped with  FlickeringFlickering Players have a much higher chance of being Feedbacked to their opponent. Pies batter Nolanestophia Patterson. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 42, batter Cedric Spliff was caught in the feedback and swapped with  Flickering Moist Talkers batter Quack Enjoyable. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 56, batter Allison Abbott was caught in the feedback and swapped with  Flickering Steaks batter Paula Mason. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 58, pitcher Ron Monstera siphoned some of Winnie Hess' pitching ability. (Watch here on Before).
  • Monstera's pitcher rating increased from to .
• On Day 71, batter Paula Mason was caught in the feedback and swapped with  Flickering Tigers batter Paula Turnip. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 102, batter Farrell Seagull was caught in the feedback and swapped with  Flickering Pies batter Summers Pony. (Watch here on Before).

Postseason

• On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The Garages were swept, ending the series 0 wins to the Pies' 3. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

• Forever Physical blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • Ron Monstera is now Stable!
  • The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
• Promo Code blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • Lori Boston has been recruited to join the Seattle Garages's rotation!
  • The Team had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
• Home Field Advantage blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • The Garages have received Home Field Advantage for the next season.
  • The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
• New Kid blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, Ron Monstera!
  • Durham Spaceman joins the team as a replacement.
  • The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.

One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:

• Lottery Pick blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  
  • The Magic reach into the Garages's Shadows.
  • Chorby Short answers the call.
  • Terrell Bradley is sent back.
  • The Magic had 12% of the Votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 19,593 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Refinancing

After she engulfed the league in flame during Season 7,  DebtedThis player must fulfill a Debt.
This player can cause other players to become Unstable. Seattle Garages ace Jaylen Hotdogfingers searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. The Microphone offered her a chance to make a deal. As a result, Hotdogfingers'  DebtThis Player must fulfill a debt.
This player can cause other players to become Unstable. changed to  Refinanced Debt. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from incineration, the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.

Breaking Up the Band

A bar graph depicting the Season 8 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

Season 8 was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record 5 feedbacks thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred  Flickering. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members Lang Richardson and Allison Abbott, and longtime players Cedric Spliff and Farrell Seagull, fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received Nolanestophia Patterson, capable base hitters Quack Enjoyable and Summers Pony, and Paula Mason until she too was swapped for power hitter Paula Turnip. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the Philly Pies in the first round of the playoffs.

Olivers

Compared to the tumultuous portents of the Season 6 Election, the Season 7 Election was fairly quiet. The Garages bid farewell to beloved vocaloid Luis Acevedo and welcomed surprise blind date Oliver Notarobot, a French Canadian synthetic man with a killer mustache. During the election, Oliver Mueller gifted their Fireproof Jacket as a hand-me down to Declan Suzanne, who they ran into outside of Emerald City Clomic Con, reasoning that, as a Firefighter, Suzanne would have more use for it. "He just seemed so extremely unlucky, I felt bad for the guy," Mueller said when asked what had happened to their jacket.