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COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Wyatt Mason has never played for the Atlantis Georgias and joined the team in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.


Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Valentine Games/IF-26.300,
Does this sound right?

DEPARTMENTAL MEMO (PLAYER RESOURCES). STATUS: LEVEL 2

F. -- we've lost Games. And no, I'm not talking about our middling Season 11 record. He's gone native. We sent them to investigate the Normal PheNomenon a year and a half ago and I don't think any of the dispatches she's sent back since are legitimate. They're just -- jokes, or magazine cutouts -- we haven't technically lost contact but they have given us no useful information whatsoever -- we have footage of them taunting M. over his failed attempts at remote memory modifications -- none of these maps describe anyplace in our records, although that might be an effect of the spatial anomalies inherent to Los Angelii -- I decoded one of her last messages and all that was in it was a recipe for tomatillo salsa and what appears to be a crude drawing of the Monitor. What is he doing? What are they up to? What is going on? We can't retrieve them for at least the next year -- nothing but black holes and sunny days as far as the eye can see.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.

Nullification

Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.

And that's the end of that.



Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the Source.