Sutton Bishop

Sutton Bishop are a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Bishop have been a member of the team since Season 5, Day 90, when they replaced Emmett Internet due to incineration in a game against the Hades Tigers.

Sutton Bishop
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	70
Soulscream	IOAHXIOAHXIIIXUIIIXUIIAUIIAAUIIAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	We/They
Species	Human Village, Goose

Official League Records

Bishop currently have no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Bishop Sutton (grid reference ST587597) was a small village within the Chew Valley in Somerset. It lay east of Chew Valley Lake and north east of the Mendip Hills, approximately ten miles south of Bristol on the A368, Weston-super-Mare to Bath road. Bishop Sutton and the neighbouring village of Stowey formed the civil parish of Stowey Sutton. They are currently playing for the Hellmouth Sunbeams through Sutton Bishop, a vaguely liquid goose construct with many legs and a cricket bat.

Blexit

During a local bly-election, the people of Bishop Sutton found themselves inexplicably voting for an alternative option on their ballot paper known as "BLEXIT" the results were as follows:

The Bishop Sutton Bly-Election

Name	Party	Total Votes	Placed
BLEXIT	UNKNOWN	458	1st
Mrs. Bishop Sutton-Dripping	The Popular People's Party of Bishop Sutton	0	2nd
Mr. Bishop Sutton-Sedgewick	The Bishop Sutton Liberation Front	0	2nd
Lord Bishop Sutton III	The Bishop Sutton Independence Party	0	2nd
Rev. Bishop Sutton-Robinson	The Labour Party	0	2nd
Miss Bishop Sutton Jr.	The Liberal Democrats	0	2nd
Mr Bishop Sutton Jr.	The Conservative and Unionist Party	0	2nd
Spoiled Ballots		5	-

Immediately after the count, the town found itself teleported into a pocket dimension, where all roads led back to the town itself. When this even happened is down to debate, as no one can remember a time before the Blexit.

Since Blexit, no human being has been able to leave Bishop Sutton, regardless of how hard they try - but the town elders wonder why anyone would actually want to leave, as Bishop Sutton is absolutely lovely, has won Village of The Year on several occasions in the past, and is a contender for this years Britain in Bloom competition.

The Sun's Blessing

The Sun, taking pity on the now lost town, created an avatar for them to control known as Sutton Bishop. The Sun searched the town to find an entity strong enough to be imbued with the wishes of every towns person, and eventually came across the perfect creature: a horrible goose.

The Hellmouth Pub

In order to control Bishop, the villagers of Bishop Sutton gather in the town's pub, the Bishop Sutton Hellmouth Pub. During the events of Emmett Internet's incineration, a minor hellmouth opened in the basement of the pub, connecting the village to the outside world for the fist time since the Blexit. The pub was always called the Hellmouth Pub, of course, and every day the villagers have always shown up to cheer on the Goose.

The collective mood and energy of the crowd of Blaseball watchers drives Bishop, directing their movements and actions, though the goose inside occasionally fights back and goes off and does their own thing with a resounding 'HONK!'.

Personality

TBA

Career

Season 5

Bishop arrived on the field shortly after Emmett Internet's incineration. Some technical difficulties were had due to the strange reverberations of the new minor Hellmouth opening in the vicinity of the Bishop Sutton Hellmouth Pub, resulting in the confusion of fans and villagers alike as the new Bishop took up their bat for the Sunbeams.

Fan Art

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  Sutton Bishop trading card, by @churgalax