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Immediately after the count, the town found itself teleported into a pocket dimension, where all roads led back to the town itself. When this even happened is down to debate, as no one can remember a time before the Blexit.
 
Immediately after the count, the town found itself teleported into a pocket dimension, where all roads led back to the town itself. When this even happened is down to debate, as no one can remember a time before the Blexit.

Revision as of 14:37, 4 September 2020

Sutton Bishop are a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Bishop have been a member of the team since Season 5, Day 92, when they replaced Emmett Internet due to incineration in a game against the Hades Tigers.

Official League Records

Bishop currently have no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


History

Bishop Sutton (grid reference ST587597) was a small village within the Chew Valley in Somerset. It lay east of Chew Valley Lake and north east of the Mendip Hills, approximately ten miles south of Bristol on the A368, Weston-super-Mare to Bath road. Bishop Sutton and the neighbouring village of Stowey formed the civil parish of Stowey Sutton. They are currently playing for the Hellmouth Sunbeams through Sutton Bishop, a vaguely liquid goose construct with many legs and a cricket bat.

Blexit

During a local bly-election, the people of Bishop Sutton found themselves inexplicably voting for an alternative option on their ballot paper known as "BLEXIT" the results were as follows:

The Bishop Sutton Bly-Election
Name Party Total Votes Placed
BLEXIT UNKNOWN 458 1st
Rev. Bishop Sutton The Labour Party 0 2nd
Miss Bishop Sutton Jr. The Liberal Democrats 0 2nd
Mr Bishop Sutton Jr. The Conservative and Unionist Party 0 2nd
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Immediately after the count, the town found itself teleported into a pocket dimension, where all roads led back to the town itself. When this even happened is down to debate, as no one can remember a time before the Blexit.

In order to control Sutton, the villagers of Bishop Sutton gather in the town's pub, the Bishop Sutton Hellmouth Pub. During the events of Emmett Internet's incineration, a minor hellmouth opened in the basement of the pub, connecting the village to the outside world for the fist time in decades. The collective mood and energy of the crowd of Blaseball watchers drives Sutton, directing their movements and actions, though the goose inside occasionally fights back and goes off and does their own thing with a resounding 'HONK!'.

Personality

TBA

Career

Season 5

Bishop arrived on the field shortly after Emmett Internet's incineration. Some technical difficulties were had due to the strange reverberations of the new minor Hellmouth opening in the vicinity of the Bishop Sutton Hellmouth Pub, resulting in the confusion of fans and villagers alike as the new Bishop took up their bat for the Sunbeams.

Fan Art