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| − | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and was with the team from | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 44. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Strongbody joined the [[ILB]] as a hitter for the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the | + | Strongbody joined the [[ILB]] as a hitter for the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the {{BetaSeason|10}} Election, after the [[Ascension]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. |
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Strongbody played for [[Atlético Latte]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Strongbody played for [[Atlético Latte]] as a lineup player. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Strongbody received the [[Modifications|Flippers]] modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|13#Blessings|'''Spare Flippers'''}} blessing. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Strongbody's hitting stats were rerolled. {{Star Change|2.3|3.3}} |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 44, Strongbody was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Rylan O'Lantern]]. |
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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File:Stijn Hug Practice.png|alt=A digital grayscale drawing of Stijn Strongbody, a muscular four-armed Japanese man with glasses. He is wearing a Lift uniform, and is standing while hugging four blaseball-themed plushies, each wearing a blaseball uniform with one of four blaseball caps representing the sunbeams, magic, tacos, and dale. His eyes are closed and he has a big grin on his face. The background is blank white.|Hug Practice by [https://twitter.com/unhenge/status/1369485153962237957 unhenge] | File:Stijn Hug Practice.png|alt=A digital grayscale drawing of Stijn Strongbody, a muscular four-armed Japanese man with glasses. He is wearing a Lift uniform, and is standing while hugging four blaseball-themed plushies, each wearing a blaseball uniform with one of four blaseball caps representing the sunbeams, magic, tacos, and dale. His eyes are closed and he has a big grin on his face. The background is blank white.|Hug Practice by [https://twitter.com/unhenge/status/1369485153962237957 unhenge] | ||
File:Atrium stijn and quitter.png|alt=A digital pink-toned drawing of Wyatt Quitter and Stijn Strongbody. Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man wearing rectangular glasses. Quitter is a shorter Chinese-American person with chin-length white hair. Both are wearing Lift uniforms, but Stijn's is modified to be sleeveless and have four arm holes, and has fingerless gloves on all hands. Quitter's hand is on their hip as they ask "Where do YOU work out?" to which Stijn replies "The library!" He has a book in his bottom two hands and one of his upper hands is pointing up to emphasize his statement.|Stijn and [[Wyatt Quitter]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium]. | File:Atrium stijn and quitter.png|alt=A digital pink-toned drawing of Wyatt Quitter and Stijn Strongbody. Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man wearing rectangular glasses. Quitter is a shorter Chinese-American person with chin-length white hair. Both are wearing Lift uniforms, but Stijn's is modified to be sleeveless and have four arm holes, and has fingerless gloves on all hands. Quitter's hand is on their hip as they ask "Where do YOU work out?" to which Stijn replies "The library!" He has a book in his bottom two hands and one of his upper hands is pointing up to emphasize his statement.|Stijn and [[Wyatt Quitter]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium]. | ||
| − | File:Atrium flipper stijn.png|alt=A grayscale digital drawing of Stijn, a muscular four-armed Japanese man with a pair of rectangular goggles. He appears to be suspended as if in water, and some bubbles trail off from his mouth. He looks concerned as he looks at his new so-called flippers, which are really just froglike feet and webbed hands.|Stijn after receiving the Spare Flippers blessing from the | + | File:Atrium flipper stijn.png|alt=A grayscale digital drawing of Stijn, a muscular four-armed Japanese man with a pair of rectangular goggles. He appears to be suspended as if in water, and some bubbles trail off from his mouth. He looks concerned as he looks at his new so-called flippers, which are really just froglike feet and webbed hands.|Stijn after receiving the Spare Flippers blessing from the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium]. |
File:Atrium stijn and nandy.png|alt=A black and white line sketch of Stijn and Nandy. Nandy, a very old and very buff lady, is holding a pair of knitting needles as she looks up at Stijn. Stijn, a very muscular four-armed man with rectangular glasses, looks down at the Lift-themed sweater he is wearing with an expression of delight.|Stijn and [[Nandy Slumps]] bonding. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium]. | File:Atrium stijn and nandy.png|alt=A black and white line sketch of Stijn and Nandy. Nandy, a very old and very buff lady, is holding a pair of knitting needles as she looks up at Stijn. Stijn, a very muscular four-armed man with rectangular glasses, looks down at the Lift-themed sweater he is wearing with an expression of delight.|Stijn and [[Nandy Slumps]] bonding. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium]. | ||
File:Diet Coke and Mentos Fancymancer.png|alt=A black and white digital drawing. Ayanna is a sentient humanoid water bottle, Quitter is a Chinese-American person with short hair and a backwards blaseball cap, and Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man with glasses and a forward-facing blaseball cap. All three are wearing Lift uniforms. Ayanna is sitting on the ground, with the cap off her head as she squints up at Quitter, who is currently pouring a bottle of Diet Coke into her while holding a packet of Mentos with their other hand. Stijn is slightly blurred out as he springs towards Quitter and Ayanna to stop them before they do something that everyone will regret.|An experiment of Diet Coke and Mentos, featuring [[Ayanna Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter]], and Strongbody. Art by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer] | File:Diet Coke and Mentos Fancymancer.png|alt=A black and white digital drawing. Ayanna is a sentient humanoid water bottle, Quitter is a Chinese-American person with short hair and a backwards blaseball cap, and Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man with glasses and a forward-facing blaseball cap. All three are wearing Lift uniforms. Ayanna is sitting on the ground, with the cap off her head as she squints up at Quitter, who is currently pouring a bottle of Diet Coke into her while holding a packet of Mentos with their other hand. Stijn is slightly blurred out as he springs towards Quitter and Ayanna to stop them before they do something that everyone will regret.|An experiment of Diet Coke and Mentos, featuring [[Ayanna Dumpington]], [[Wyatt Quitter]], and Strongbody. Art by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:56, 17 January 2023
Stijn Strongbody was a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from Season β10 elections until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 44.
Official League Records
Strongbody joined the ILB as a hitter for the Tokyo Lift during the Season β10 Election, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the Coffee Cup, Strongbody played for Atlético Latte as a lineup player.
During the Season β13 elections, Strongbody received the Flippers modification as a result of the Spare Flippers blessing.
During the Season β14 elections, Strongbody's hitting stats were rerolled. 2.3 → 3.3
On Season β17, Day 44, Strongbody was incinerated and replaced by Rylan O'Lantern.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Stijn Strongbody Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.
Background
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
With The Tokyo Adrift
Captain Stijn Strongbody commanded The Tokyo Adrift and its crew. While the ship’s original purpose is uncertain, it is known from several entries in the journal that the Adrift spent a significant amount of time on mussel cultivation. Evidently, mussels grown in the medium of the Immateria that the Adrift sailed on were highly sought after in the ports frequented by the crew. Whilst general descriptions in the journal are vague, there was at least one recorded instance in which a pearl from one such mussel was described as “cracking open from the inside, hatching a [UNCLEAR]”, with the subsequent words being smudged beyond legibility. The journal describes the captain as “spending entire nights in his study without extinguishing his lanterns, so deep was his focus on his research into these pearls”.
The writer notes that Captain Strongbody had a commanding presence about him, possibly owing to “his keen intellect and evident experience on the seas” or “the eight fully prehensile appendages that spring from his back”. The journal describes the captain as having a good working relationship with his crew, often utilising his tentacles to make short work of menial tasks that would otherwise be entrusted to the lowest ranking members aboard the ship. He was often willing to entrust the safety of the ship and crew to first mate Lance Serotonin during deep dives into his research or subaquatic caverns.
Strongbody was notably absent from the journal for at least 44 days, during which First Mate Serotonin was said to take command. Due to damage, is unknown if this is due to shore leave, a particularly enchanting project, or, most popularly speculated, apparent death. His appearance is described as non-specifically "different" after his return.
Strongbody was said to be at the helm during the events of 1667, being the first to spot the [REDACTED] on the horizon. With the extensive damage to the sails and rudder, the captain was unable to set a new course for the ship. His last recorded words were, “We’ve lost all control now, there’s nowhere to drift but…” (the remainder of the last page of the journal is torn away, rendering the rest of the sentence unreadable).
Fan Works
Hug Practice by unhenge
Stijn and Wyatt Quitter. Art by Atrium.
Stijn after receiving the Spare Flippers blessing from the Season β13 elections. Art by Atrium.
Stijn and Nandy Slumps bonding. Art by Atrium.
An experiment of Diet Coke and Mentos, featuring Ayanna Dumpington, Wyatt Quitter, and Strongbody. Art by Fancymancer
Art by Atrium. Tlopps template by SonteyBuffogne#7675 on discord.
Art by Fancymancer
Art by Atrium
Hug training by Fancymancer
Stijn Strongbody and Nandy Slumps. Art by Fancymancer
Wyatt Quitter explaining how Blaseball works to the then-new team captain, Stijn Strongbody.
Art by @saltbuzzard
Karaoke Night with the Tokyo Lift during the Grand Siesta. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide, Yusef Fenestrate, Ayanna Dumpington, Wyatt Quitter, and Stijn Strongbody. Art by Fancymancer
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