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Nora Perez was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. She was incinerated in Season 2, in a game against the Canada Moist Talkers, and replaced by Holden Stanton.

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 == Official League Records ==
 Perez has no notable events in the official league record books.
-{{Community Lore}}
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-== In Literature ==
-The Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] immortalized Perez in his famous poem "Perez at the Bat":
-<blockquote><poem>
-There is a place called Mudville
-In B'More's Crabitat
-Where players sit and wait until
-They get a chance to bat.
-And from those soggy dugout seats
-Rose Nora—"The Perez"
-She slowly dusted off her cleats
-Then screamed, the story says.
-Her battle cry was felt all 'round,
-And fans raised pincers high.
-She stamped her foot upon the ground,
-Then looked out to the sky.
-The sun was blotted, black and dark,
-And shadows bathed the bleachers.
-The Discipline had brought this stark
-And somber set of features.
-But Nora boldly grabbed her bat,
-And marched upon the field,
-The Crabs were losing; given that
-She knew she could not yield.
-She passed the umpire by the plate
-And glanced into his eyes—
-She witnessed boundless depths of hate
-And learned her own demise.
-She paused to try to understand
-What vision she had spied.
-She felt a tremor in her hand.
-But Nora never cried.
-She looked down to the pitcher's mound,
-Resolved to see things through.
-And though she contemplated death, profound,
-Blaseball was all she knew.
-The pitch came fast, both high and in
-She wasted little time
-Her bat swung hard, she hoped to win
-A final hit, sublime.
-A heavy thwack did echo out
-The ball floated away.
-The fans all rose to give a shout.
-It sailed into the bay.
-She dropped her bat, began to trot
-Then looked over her shoulder
-And saw the umpire, eyes white hot
-His body all a smolder.
-There was flash, the crowd went mute,
-And from the murky harbor deep,
-A great crab rose, gave a salute,
-And honored Nora's final sweep.
-Oh, somewhere in some universe
-The sun is shining bright,
-The Crabs are not under a curse,
-and somewhere hearts are light;
-Forbidden books lie closed somewhere,
-Despite our base desire.
-But there is no joy in Mudville—
-The mighty Perez has been incinerated by a rogue umpire.
-</poem></blockquote>
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