Nerd Pacheco

Nerd Pacheco
Art by by @Karagna_
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Slaps
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	55
Soulscream	AEEXAAEEXAAEIAEUEIAEUE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Nickname(s)	"Guns"
Species	?
Personal Relationships
Spouses	Unlikely

Nerd Pacheco is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Pacheco has been a member of the team since Season 1, where they began as a two star player.

Official League Records

Seasons 1-2

Nerd didn't do a whole lot but they held down third base nicely.

Season 3

During Season 3, on Day 47, Pacheco swallowed a stray peanut while batting, improving their rating to .

Seasons 4-7

Best as official records can tell, Pacheco just generally vibed this whole time.

Season 8

During Season 8, on Day 19, Pacheco siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers batter Kennedy Meh's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from ★★★½  to ★★★★.

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Fan Art

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  by @Karagna

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  Nerd at Season 8 Hlomecoing, by @Karagna