Mordecai Kingbird

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Mordecai Kingbird is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Kingbird has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.

Official League Records

Kingbird joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.

During the Season 14 elections, Kingbird joined the Georgias' active lineup in exchange for Gita Biscuits as a result of the Georgias' Foreshadow will.

Kingbird was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Montgomery Bullock during the Season 16 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 19 elections, Kingbird retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Yasslyn Statter Jr. as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will. Kingbird was then sent from the bullpen to the bench as a result of the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season 22 elections, Kingbird's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Kingbird becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

On Season 23, Day 72, Kingbird joined the Fridays' lineup in exchange for Samothes Dembélé at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Voicemail.

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Appearance

Mordecai Kingbird is a radical catboy with bird wings. Some in Atlantis refer to prin as a sphinx or a griffin...however, the truth is stranger than the rumors. He is a half-siren half-catboy. As a result, he has the ability to lure people with his voice though he often doesn’t use it in this manner. The wings were just a side effect, literally no one knows why prin has wings. He also has scars from Consumer attacks that he shows off to anyone who asks.

Jobs

Kingbird is not only a professional athlete, but is also lead singer of the (slightly terrible) punk band The Kingbirds. The band has been quoted as better than This Is a Tragedy but worse than The Garages. The music of The Kingbirds is at the very least palatable. Kingbird hates the Garages for reasons he refuses to elaborate on, but is reportedly a fan of the Jazz Hands Band.

Kingbird also is a lighthouse keeper. Atlantis doesn’t see any maritime trade, and the lighthouse is a relic of a bygone era. He doesn’t say much about what he does to keep the light shining through the sea at night. He’d rather be promoting his band. As a result, his role in the upkeep of his lighthouse is a mystery. There are rumors as to what that entails, but the lighthouse without fail lights up the sea at night, guiding travelers back to the safety of Atlantis.


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