Mordecai Kingbird/IF-87.109

Rumor / Community Lore
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Appearance

Mordecai Kingbird is a radical catboy with bird wings. Some in Atlantis refer to prin as a sphinx or a griffin...however, the truth is stranger than the rumors. He is a half-siren half-catboy. As a result, he has the ability to lure people with his voice though he often doesn’t use it in this manner. The wings were just a side effect, literally no one knows why prin has wings. He also has scars from Consumer attacks that he shows off to anyone who asks.

Jobs

Kingbird is not only a professional athlete, but is also lead singer of the (slightly terrible) punk band The Kingbirds. The band has been quoted as better than This Is a Tragedy but worse than The Garages. The music of The Kingbirds is at the very least palatable. Kingbird insists that comparisons to the Garages are unfair, stating that "It's like apples to o'rangers, dude. We're a punk band, not a parking structure."

Kingbird also is a lighthouse keeper. Atlantis doesn’t see any maritime trade, and the lighthouse is a relic of a bygone era. He doesn’t say much about what he does to keep the light shining through the sea at night. He’d rather be promoting his band. As a result, his role in the upkeep of his lighthouse is a mystery. There are rumors as to what that entails, but the lighthouse without fail lights up the sea at night, guiding travelers back to the safety of Atlantis.