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| + | * [https://archiveofourown.org/works/34589032 CONVOLUTUS] by Cori | ||
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File:Melton Telephone Tree Drew.png|alt=A drawing of Melton Telephone peering out from behind their tree. Their tree has a phone booth embedded in it and is covered in moss and shelf fungi. Melton is wearing their Magic jersey and a bracelet made of a telephone cord.|Melton and their tree. Art by Drew (BuoyBoy#3340) | File:Melton Telephone Tree Drew.png|alt=A drawing of Melton Telephone peering out from behind their tree. Their tree has a phone booth embedded in it and is covered in moss and shelf fungi. Melton is wearing their Magic jersey and a bracelet made of a telephone cord.|Melton and their tree. Art by Drew (BuoyBoy#3340) | ||
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File:Melton Telephone.png|alt=a humanoid phone dryad who is mostly tree with a rotary telephone for a head. they have a pitcher's glove on one hand.|by [https://twitter.com/hatfights_art hatfights_art] | File:Melton Telephone.png|alt=a humanoid phone dryad who is mostly tree with a rotary telephone for a head. they have a pitcher's glove on one hand.|by [https://twitter.com/hatfights_art hatfights_art] | ||
File:A look for Melton Telephone.png|A design for Melton Telephone. Art by @_Xmascritter_ | File:A look for Melton Telephone.png|A design for Melton Telephone. Art by @_Xmascritter_ | ||
| + | File:Melton 01.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Melton Telephone, a human person with a tied back ponytail and a digital mask covering their face that is lit up with ten green circles like a rotary dial. They are throwing a device into a red, yellow and green hot spring.|Melton at the Morning Glory Pool, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1473862129753153553?s=20&t=mtxPnhLa0KHQMSd3u9wjng Cori] | ||
| + | File:Melton 02.jpg|alt=Two drawings of Melton Telephone as a human older person with pale skin, a brown-grey ponytail, and a green dial pad on the left side of their face. They look forlorn and are wearing a green jacket.|An alternate Melton design, by [https://twitter.com/arrowsuns/status/1490172193921245185?s=20&t=mtxPnhLa0KHQMSd3u9wjng Cori] | ||
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Revision as of 21:23, 13 February 2022
Melton Telephone is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Telephone joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 16 elections, Telephone joined the Magic's pitching rotation in exchange for Francisco Preston as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow will.
On Season 17, Day 104, Telephone was attacked by Consumers, reducing their star total from 10.3 → 6.2
During the Season 18 elections, Telephone retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Eizabeth Elliott as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 6.2 → 7.9 stat increase.
During the Season 21 elections, Telephone received Alternate and Negative modifications as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, randomizing their stats.
During the Season 22 elections, Telephone lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Melton Telephone Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-16.812 and start reading...
Answering The Call
Melton Telephone is an upbeat, dilapidated payphone dryad. Their tree, located near the Prismatic spring, has an abandoned payphone embedded in its trunk. While dryadic, the forces that brought them to Yellowstone left them a little incomplete, filling in the rest of them with telephone parts and forest flora as needed. Long ago, a one-in-a-million flux of the Parkpark's natural arcane currents brought sentience to the combination of Park and Nature, and thus one Melton Telephone entered the world. Before joining the Magic, they spent their time tending to the Spring, often giving a stern lecture and occasional bonk on the noggin to any visitors who disrespected it by littering or otherwise harming the long-term integrity of the Spring.
One day, when Alf Merlinmeyer misdialed a call for backup, Melton answered. Charmed by the young dryad's enthusiasm, Merlinmeyer signed them to the team on the spot. Now Melton is a shy but enthusiastic rookie who loves prank calls. They look forward to being with their new teammates and experiencing the epic highs and lows of professional Blaseball!
Fan Works
Fics
Melton Telephone features in the following fics and interactive fiction:
- CONVOLUTUS by Cori
Fan Art
Melton and their tree. Art by Drew (BuoyBoy#3340)
Melton Telephone analyzes their options before throwing a pitch. Art by Scott Brazee
Season 17 card by ChewyPudding#7060
A design for Melton Telephone. Art by @_Xmascritter_
Melton at the Morning Glory Pool, by Cori
An alternate Melton design, by Cori
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